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karaoke (2022 special !!)

y/nfurry
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
LETS GO BITCHES 
2022 DEF MY YEAR

kodzuken
here we go again
with your nonsense

y/nfurry
ANYWAYS...
WHERE DID YALL SPEND NEW YEAR'S EVE

kodzuken
i-

y/nfurry
bro I wasn't talking about you
its not like i dont remember
that we went
to a karaoke that night 🙄

sunarin
funny enough
i got dragged to karaoke as well 🤨

y/nfurry
what
😃

kodzuken
didn't you bump into someone in the line to pay 😏

sunarin
ye that was me

y/nfurry
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
BRO THATS SO EMBARRASSING
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT IT WAS YOU 

sunarin
and a little birdie told me
that you and kuroo
shared a sleeping bag 🤨

y/nfurry
THIS FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM

sunarin
she like
bowed and went
"i am very sorry 😔"

kodzuken
and then she has the audacity
to say im bold over the internet

y/nfurry
the fuck did you just say

kodzuken
ITS TRUE

y/nfurry
NO BITCH
IM JUST POLITE

sunarin
true
she was polite ngl
men like that (message deleted)

*sunarin deleted a message*

kodzuken
AYO
U SUS

y/nfurry
WHAT
WHY
WHERE
WHEN
WHO

sunarin
NOTHING 😜
I SAID I LIKED UR OUTFIT 😉

kodzuken
UM HELLO
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

y/nfurry
me's a freaky gal 😩😍

sunarin
FUCK WRONG EMOJI

kodzuken
hmmm
is suna
getting nervous 🤨

y/nfurry
ngl
that had me real flustered

kodzuken
we already knew that 😃

sunarin
yea

y/nfurry
dayum baby
you know mommy so well

sunarin
jesus christ-

kodzuken
can you not like rn

y/nfurry
i thought we would have
like a funny convo
didn't think
we are going
deep mode
ngl

sunarin
anyways
you still haven't explained
the fact
you slept in the same sleeping bag
with kuroo

y/nfurry
is this your way of asking me out baby 😩

sunarin
no 😑
im being deadly serious
expain

kodzuken
oh
how come suna
isn't complaining
that y/n
keeps on calling him baby 🤨

sunarin
JESUS CHRIST-

y/nfurry
so basically
the sleeping bag
that belongs to kuroo ripped

kodzuken
more like he ripped it cuz he is an idiot but
go on

y/nfurry
DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!!
and he slept with me in mine
cuz im y/n and im a tiny 4'9 uwu girl
we also slept back to back
so dont get jealous rintarou 😒

sunarin
k.

kodzuken
dont be mad suna
she probably made more physical contact with you compared to kuroo

y/nfurry
STOP RUINING OUR SLOWBURN KENMA !!
wdym physical contact
me and suna haven't done irl meet up 🤨

sunarin
yet.

kodzuken
YOU BUMPED INTO EACHOTHER REMEMBER?!

y/nfurry
OH YEAAA

kodzuken
yall are so dumb
im getting out of here
communication with stupid whores
like you
makes me tired

sunarin
makes sense for an antisocial hoe like u

kodzuken
🙂

y/nfurry
WAIT WHO WERE YOU THERE WITH SUNA

sunarin
WHERE

y/nfurry
AT THE KARAOKE BITCH
WHERE ELSE

sunarin
oh well i was with my team
you know
atsumu, osamu and others you haven't met

kodzuken
yet.

y/nfurry
WAIT
SO UR TELLING ME
THAT I COULD HAVE MET ATSUMU
AND OUT OF ALL PEOPLE
 I BUMPED INTO YOU
 RINTAROU?!

sunarin
ur annoying.
im leaving.

y/nfurry
*you're

kodzuken
saaame.

y/nfurry
NAURR
WAIT
BITCHES DONT LEAVE ME
IM FUCKING BORED ☹️

A/N

finally found time to publish this chapter phew

ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS !!

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO READ THIS FANFIC!! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET THIS MUCH READS SO THANK YOU!!
sadly this month you shall expect slow updates because it is the end of my first semester and i have a bunch of exams coming up 😥

also my dumbass signed up for A LOT OF competitions and now my schedule is a lot busier than usual.
i will try to post two more chapters i have in mind by the end of this month and thank you all so much for supporting, it means the world to me!! <3