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Chapter 23: Baby Making

A few days ago: when Sihyeon and Jiwon blocked Jisung and Felix for the s c a m (sigh)

Thug Life:
I have more tea

Me:
Meanwhile me: *stares into the soul of Jay Why Pee through the screen, plotting how to k word him*
Interesting.

Thug Life:
Get in line, we all do that
You ain't special

Me:
I wonder how he's still alive yk
I saw him make a tiktok w Sunmi and wAs hE AcTuaLLy TwiRLinG aNd sHaKinG HiS aSs-
My day was successfully ruined

Thug Life:
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE THE LINK OH MY FUCC

Me:
As you might have seen by now, I DON'T SUFFER ALONE HUEHUEHUE
IF IM GOING DOWN, YOU ARE TOO

Thug Life:
My tea...
*Cries*

Me:
How much time have you been spending with me
Did I actually get you to use dramatic...thingies in texts?
Idk how else to word it I'm too tired

Thug Life:
Why are you tired?
We didn't even do the deed last night

Yiren screeched.

The grumpy old cat lady knocked on their shared wall, shrieking, "KEEP YOUR SCREAMS LOW! DON'T SCARE MY THOMAS WITH YOUR UGLY YELLS, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING!"

Yiren screeched again.

Me:
LEE MINHO
I WILL PROTEST
YOU HAVE NO REASON MAKING ME REACT THIS WAY

Thug Life:
Lemme guess
Thomas and his old woman complained, didn't they?

Me:
...are you living in my walls????

Thug Life:
Yeah, maybe ;)

Me:
Good
Please drive the termites away from my wooden cupboard

Thug Life:
You're so gross omg

Me:
Stfu you signed up for it

Thug Life:
Why are you like this.

Me:

Thug Life:
I have to show this to Felix
RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me:
I'm waiting

*2 minutes later*

Thug Life:
He approves?
I think whatever is happening w the love quadrilateral is messing w his mind
He was actually about to jump out of the window to run off to Australia a few days ago

Me:
LOVE QUADRILATERAL?????
IS THIS THE TEA YOU WERE ABOUT TO SPILL?????

Thug Life:
Yes, genius

Me:
I AM S O R R Y
FOR NOT LETTING YOU S P E A K
PLEASE SLAUGHTER OFF MY H E A D
BECAUSE THIS CLOWNERY IS P E A K
damn look at me spitting those bars
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thug Life:
Ignoring that
Moving on
Yeah
So I'll summarize

Me:
Go on I'm listening

Thug Life:
Shut up you're too cute

Me:
Yeah i know
(Thenks beb ilu)
Continueeeee~

Thug Life:
Yeah so
The dumbass twins came up w an idea (oh no)
That they'd pretend that Jisung likes Jiwon and that would make Sihyeon jealous
As i told you before riii?
But now
Sihyeon played Jisung by pretending to be w Felix
But Jisung and Sihyeon like each other
So this doesn't make sense
And she told Felix NOT to tell Jisung that they were fake dating
And Jisung told Jiwon NOT to tell Sihyeon that they were fake dating

Me:
My quarter of a brain cell has died
Gimme a minute
Lemme read this 5 times to let it register

*3 years later*

Me:
Okay got it

Thug Life:
Thanks, I almost fell asleep
ANYWAYS
Now everyone got to know everything
And Sihyeon and Jiwon have blocked Jisung and Felix
I'm just laughing.

Me:
I mean yEAH I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS BUT
THAT'S DESERVED FOR USING SO MANY BRAIN CELLS
Like the last time I met Jisung
He had like 1/5th of a brain cell
I asked him what simjang meant and he went DOKI DOKI

Thug Life:
Wtf

Me:
I wanna see how this turns out tho

Thug Life:
Yeah, Chan and Aisha have decided to help them out
Aisha might be going to the girls' place to talk everything out

Me:
Aisha >>>>>

Thug Life:
Me?

Me:
Aisha >>>>> you
Know your limits

Thug Life:
Okay baby gay

Me:
It's the "baby" I'm rooting for

Thug Life:
Let's make one then ;))

Me:
BYE

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Yirenie:
BYE

Minho stared at his screen, ears red and mouth dry.

He wouldn't admit it, but he was extremely shy. And his red ears were the proof.

(a/n: that short description of WOW, SHE'S HOT was by far the most brain cells I've used this week

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[EDIT: I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE "MONTHS AGO" TO "A FEW DAYS AGO" SO IF YOU READ "MONTHS AGO", NO YOU DIDN'T]

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