The Potter Twins | Watching the future

2:15

Gilderoy Lockhart:As you can see, we are holding our wands in the accepted combative position. On the count of three,
we will cast our first spells. Neither of us will be aiming to kill, of course.

Harry:(eyeing Snape)I wouldn't bet on that.

Gilderoy Lockhart: One-two-three --

Camila: Go Savvy! Go Savvy!

[Professor Snape looks a bit startled at the nickname as a unknown pain flashs through his eye.]

Snape: Expelliarmus!

[A dazzling flash of SCARLET LIGHT bursts forth and BLASTS Lockhart off his feet and into the wall behind.]

The Slytherins and the Marauders (surprisingly) applauds for Severus.

Camila: Blaiseee~

[Blaise rolls his eyes and gives Camila her money.]

Hermione:Do you think he's all right?

Harry/Ron:Who cares?

Gilderoy Lockhart: (rising unsteadily)
Well, there you have it. That was a Disarming Charm. As you see, I've lost my wand.

Gilderoy Lockhart:(as Hermione returns it)
Ah, thank you, Miss Granger. Yes, an excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape, but if you don't mind my saying so, it was very obvious what you were about to do. If I had wanted to stop you it would have been only too easy...

"Seriously I can smell his bullshit through the screen!"

"Seriously- Ahh" said Sirius while rubbing his head as Bellatrix threw a conjured shoe at him.

Snape: Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor.

Gilderoy Lockhart: An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape. Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you?

Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation
with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. Might I suggest someone from my own house. Malfoy, perhaps.

[Malfoy and Harry eye each other malevolently as they take their places onstage. Grudgingly, they bow to each other.]

Draco: Scared, Potter?

Harry: You wish.

"I can feel the tension! I can feel the tension!" shouted Marlene.

"You need to bleach your mind Marlene." said Dorcas.

"Bleach ?" said Peter handing the bottle of bleach which was thrown at him awhile ago.

"Are we bleaching something ? Could I help ?" asked Bellatrix smiling crazily.

Marlene screams at her sudden appearance accidentally falling from her seat.

[They turn, walk ten paces, then WHIRL, wands poised.]

Gilderoy Lockhart: Wands at the ready! When I count to three, cast your charms to
disarm your opponent -- only to disarm. We don't want any accidents. One, two --

[Malfoy FIRES early, knocking Harry off his feet with a BLAST of WHITE LIGHT. He jumps up, points his wand.]

Harry: Rictusempra!

[A jet of SILVER LIGHT hits Malfoy dead in the stomach. He doubles up, WHEEZING.]

Gilderoy Lockhart: I said disarm only!