𝐢. bookclubs and bad hookups

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deliablack you guys wish you were hot enough to be in our book club

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pansparkinson my girlfriends
deliablack I think you meant wives 🤨🤨
pansparkinson I'm so sorry, please forgive me bae 🫡
hermioneg only if you promise never to say bae ever again.

marcusflint can I join??? 😍😍
dmalfoy no.

harrypotter they kicked us out of 'mione's dorm for this
ginweasley as they should.
ronweasley we could hear them blasting folklore from next door
ginweasley do I need to repeat myself? as. they. should.

cormacmc are you lonely on that bed??
theonott don't worry, I'm on my way to keep her company.

theonott are you nearly done with the secret history?
deliablack I'm bringing it rn
pansparkinson when they share books 🥰🥰









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can I slytherin?? (oh and the gryffindors ig)


cordelia HOE FOR LANA
theo GRUMPY
draco FERRET BOY
pansy HOTTIE
hermione BOOKS
harry SCARHEAD
ron SCARHEADS FRIEND
ginny HOTTIE NO. 2
blaise JUST A HOE
daphne HOTTIE NO.3






HOE FOR LANA
someone come save me pls

GRUMPY
what's wrong??

HOTTIE
the way he picked up his phone so quick-
but fr
what's wrong????

HOE FOR LANA
this ravenclaw in the year above
isn't letting me leave his room
he keeps saying he wants to play me
'a ballad on his acoustic guitar'
like babe.
stop.

BOOKS
ew ew ew
ick ick ick

GRUMPY
why are u even at a ravenclaw's dorm??

HOTTIE
jealousy jealousy
girl's getting some
or got some??

HOE FOR LANA
got some
but now I want to LEAVE.
but then he'll start singing
why you no love me 😭😭

HOTTIE NO. 2
NOT THE JOHN MAYER

HOTTIE NO. 3
FREE MY WIFE

HOE FOR LANA
but guys seriously
I want to leave!!

FERRET BOY
Theo's already on his way.

HOE FOR LANA
okay everyone
thank merlin for Theo Nott!!

JUST A HOE
yeah no I'm not doing that.







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uknowwhoiam look what I just walked in on...

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hotterthanu yeah we been know, post when they're boning and then I'll be excited.
spew4life PANSY

daphnesmokesgrass my ship 😁
ferret your what??
daphnesmokesgrass draco you're actually an old man.

chosen1 four months.
unknowwhoiam three.
chosen1 deal.

chaser girl got dicked down by one hoe and cuddled by the other
hotterthanu how does she do it??
chaser she's hot
spew4life so hot
daphnesmokesgrass like scary hot
ferret it's the black genes 💪💪
hotterthanu then why didn't you get any??















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