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Not proof read you cock blockers.

XxxX

help princess jinnie

YOU:
guys help me I want to chat my..
Lixie pixie dixie coochie woochie smoochie doochie
Loochie hoochie brown butthole cutie patootie
Big dick love it hickey ickey mickey pookie wookie dookie
Cookie lookie mookie jookie yookie nookie bookie vookie
Xookie kiki waka strawberry shortcake fruity lemonade
Sunset drink tootsie roll lemon bitter but sweet lovely manz
Who's in denial!!!

MINNIEDUDE:
what the fuck.

YOU:
HELP ME AKA HYUNJIN THE PRINCE OF EVERYTHING
YOU PIECE OF DOOKIEBUTT!!!!!!!!!

MINNIEDUDE:
OKOK DAMN BITCH!

INNIEDUDE:
wtf

MINNIEDUDE:
alrighty so, what you do is
Sit down and watch it all go down.

YOU:
what

MINNIEDUDE:
idfk, maybe just...text him or smth??

YOU:
YOU'RE SO SMART !!

INNIEDUDE:
dude wtf, that was the thing
Your 'lixie' thingy told you
To do also, he has a bf not lix but minnie
DONT GIVE HIM COMPLIMENTS.

YOU:
ugh fine, minnie dude
I take away my compliment
That was a shit idea and you suck ass.

MINNIEDUDE:
tears are forming in my eyes.

INNIEDUDE:
DUDE WTF

YOU:
I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME
TO?!?>€[£7£[£6§

INNIEDUDE:
i hope you fall deep down in a ditch
Where you cant breathe or see so a animal
Comes and eats you so all that's left is your corpse
Then I will come and clean it up and freeze you
Couple years from now you'll be only a corpse
And I'll torment your corpse you fat bitch.

YOU:
damn. I'm snding thei to felly
You made me cry.

INNIEDUDE:
good!

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@L.FL
you are now chatting with L.FL if you want to
react with a emoji please press on the message.

L.FL:
dude don't mind the
Text from awhile ago..
Delivered

L.FL:
on delivered? Really.
Kid don't take it to heart.
Delivered

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L.FL:
Reply you asstart

(Pretend there's more im too lazy to do this bs.)

YOU:
I'm here I'm here
Crying.

L.FL:
wtf why,
not in a nice way
But I wanna know.

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