The Owl House- Luz Noceda x Male Reader Season 2 - 3

Follies at the Coven Day Parade

[Scene opens with Luz recording herself and y/n using her phone.]

Luz
¡Hola, Mamá! I know you don't want me staying in the Demon Realm, but I'm recording this because I think we can find a middle ground. This is a world of magic and beauty. [Points to y/N]

Y/N
Uh yeah, just look around at everything, even the nature is special, just look out the window.

[The camera pans to outside the Owl House, a skinless, skeletal Hooty is hanging up his skin to dry. The camera zooms in on his face. Hooty growls at the camera, while Luz screams and stops recording. Cut to Luz recording herself and y/N outside in Bonesborough.]

Luz
Well you should know, I'm even learning magic! [Activates a light glyph.] And as a human, it impresses pretty much everyone.

Y/N
Yeah she can do magic better than me.

[Boscha walks up from behind Luz and bumps into her. She accidentally stares into the light ball, which blows up. She screams and covers her eyes.]

Boscha [Enraged.]
Human! If you ever do that again, I will set your eyes on fire!

[Boscha forms a fire spell, causing Luz to cry out and stumble backwards.]

Y/N
Boscha, you do that and I'll make it so you can't see for a week, no magic needed, just good ol' fist to face delivery, same day shipping.

Bosch
Ugh, fine just keep your little girlfriend away from me.

Y/N
How about you keep you hippie third eye mother fu-

[Cut to Luz recording herself and y/N inside Hexside. She notices her hair is on fire and swiftly puts it out.]

Luz
[Chuckles nervously.] Sure, the Demon Realm can be a little... [Winces.]

Y/n
BUT, but, there's no safer place than Hexside.

Luz
It's a School of Magic and Demonics, and there is no place better, right, Principal Bump?

Principal Bump
[Petting Frewin's tail.] Hmm? [Clears throat.] Why yes. The well-being of our students is our top priority. Which is why we send all out troublemakers to our new and improved detention pit.

[Camera pans to the entrance to the detention pit. A Hexside guard is dragging a student into the pit.]

Bird student
Aah! Please, no!

[The door opens up, and the guard then throws the student inside.]

Bird student
Help me...

[The door slams shut. The guard growls while Bump gives a thumbs up.]

Luz
...That's enough of that. [She covers the lens with her hand.]

Y/N
Whelp there goes birdy...

-THEME SONG-

[Outside the school building, Luz, y/N, Gus and Willow are sitting on the staircase.]

Gus
You know, I think he does it cause he's shy. He's just evil and shy. It happens.

Willow
I heard there's just a mirror underneath. [Whispers.] The real emperor was society all along.