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Audrianna's POV"Test. Test one. Puh-puh-potato pants. Pretty Polly wore purple potato pants to her Purim party in Pittsburgh." my dad spoke into the microphone befote turning to Henry and I "Dria, how does that sound?"
I leaned over to the mic "Painful. Please puh-stop." I smiled innocently which made Henry snigger
"Okay, let's start the podcast." my dad said
"Alright, bro let's cast our pod." Henry smirked
"In five, four, three, two- Hello! And welcome to.." my dad began
"Deep In The Man Caveee." We all said in unison as my dad played a guitar riff
"Yes siree, this is the very first podcast starring your very own Captain Man,"
"Danger Girl." I added
"And Kid Dan-" Henry got cut off by his phone beeping "Hold up, I got a text sorry." he picked up his phone
"Dangit!" my dad unplugged his headphones and threw them on the ground
"Look, this isn't live.. We can start again." I reminded him
"Okay- uh, why don't we just start World War II again? Let's call up Leonardo Da Vinci and say 'Oh hey Leon, did you build the Eiffel Tower again?" my dad spat out
"Okay..?" Henry furrowed his eyebrows
"Pretty sure Leon did not build the Eiffel Tower but sure..?" I added
"Take two." Henry said as my dad sat back down next to me
He gave him another headphone and my dad snatched it swiftly before putting it on.
"In five, four, three, twi- Hello! And welcome to--"
"Deep In The Man Caveeee!" we all sang in unison as a guitar riff played in the background.
"Yes siree, this is the very first podcast, starring your very own Captain Man.."
"Danger Girl." I added
"And Kid Danger."
My dad nodded "That's right. So Henry and Audrianna. Couple days ago I heard you two screaming at each other in Audrianna's room-"
"No- no dude.."
"Dad."
"Your fight involved something about Chick Fil' A which was typical especially because Audrianna's life support is Chick Fil' A--"
"No dad- You called us Henry and Audrianna. AND you talked about our personal lives." I took off my headphones
"Yeah, yeah- what'd you say?" My dad took off his headphones
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Adventure"-𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪.." "-𝙏𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠?" "-𝙏𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.." Audrianna Manchester lived quite a peculiar life. Mostly because she's the daughter of the famous superhero, Captain Man. Audrianna always wan...