YA LUCKY MY DAD UNGROUNDED ME TODAY OR ELSE YALL WOULDN'T GET AN CHAPTER FOR AN MONTH
So...valentines day? This is beautiful! I would totally love going out on a date wi-
Naur i just stayed in my room eating ice cream watching angsty romance movies while crying
"Ronaldo.... Im sorey, our love not be as i hoped." The tv woman said
"JESSICA!" he yelled as she fell down
"NOOO!! JESSICAA.." I said erm...i have a weird thing i do this every year now that my wife is gone
(she says she aint my wife anymore but thats lie, ugh./HJJ)
a knock was on my door
"Dad?.."
COUGHED
"
"Yuesss deary?" I said as i opened the door
"Well erm.... Someone wanted to show you something?"
"IS MY WIFE BACK?!"
"No. DAD GET OVER MOM! i miss mom but arent you divorce?."
"No...?" I said in denial. LISTEN. IF YOUR LOVE LEAVE YOU BUT YOU LOVE HER YOU WOULD TOTES
actually yeah that bad..
AHEM.
"Okay fine...." I mumbled
"Especially jow that you have a new! Friend..." She said
(My dad really needs therapy..)
"Can that duck actually talk or?"
"Yeah"
"Ah... Okay... Now me and vaggie are gonna go on vacation!"
"A what now?"
"Vacation please dad? Can i have a break this hotel is stressin me out now that sir pentinous is gone and im guilty cause cherri bomb is now depressed and i made h-"
"SH-" i told her
"Ahem, dear.. He trusted you, thats a really nice thing. And yes but people do scarfies there and there, you think your mother just divorce me cause she hated me? I mean she doesnt like me but that because she got bored of me. AHEM anyways! Enough about me have fun! Im sure you and Baggie-"
"Vaggie."
"My mistakes. Vaggie will have fun! I love seeing her love and my daughter happy!"
She smiled at me
"Thanks dad, i love you. Now, will you host the hotel while me and vaggie leaves? For a week?"
"Wait when are you leaving?"
"After Valentine's day, because we are going on a date and going to the beach and also stay at another hotel that will be nicer and be in a nicer city where theres nicer demons and more hellborns~!"
I looked at her, blinkling
(More like frog blinkling)
"OKAY! now you and jabbie have fun LOVE YOU MWA!" i kissed her forehead and slammed the door
SOOO! this is the end, and yes i know this is a very small story but like.... I cannot make an 1000 word chapter right now so ahem. Next chapter will be chapter 5.5 and yeah i promise to make another one tomorrow. I just am very stressed out (idk whyyy) but i love you guys my duckies!
(Also calling you guys duckies now)
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"Fighting deer and a lovely duck♪" ||RADIO APPLE📻🍎|| fluff:3
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