Solarballs chatfic

CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS!! - The rockies!

I just realized, most of this book is crack so the relationships aren't actually shown much, but here they are:
A/N - MY FUCKING DOG SPILT HER WATER ON MY CHARGER AND IT WON'T LET ME CHARGE MT PHONE BECAUSE IT KEEPS TELLING ME MOISTURE IS FOUND AND TO UNPLUG IT OMD WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?W'E.,;LKNGHKIGEHOHBSHIV PANICKING BC I DONT GET NEW PHONE FOR A GOOD 8+5=13 13 DAYS AND IDKFNLJFGJDHGKH AND MY FAMILY ALL HAVE A DIFFERENT CHARGER THAN THE ONE THAT CHARGES MY PHONE AHHGGHHRUGHTKR
Got a new charger. Crisis averted.

Mercury:

Venus - He doesn't mind Venus, finds him annoying at times, dislikes his attitude.
Status - Used to be bff's, after the collision the two are now frenemies.

Earth - Finds him egocentric, doesn't mind hearing Earth talk as long as its not cruel, dislikes Earth's mental stability.
Status -  The two use to just be practical strangers after the collision, but after EARTH ALONE the two have grown to be close friends who can vent to one another and rely on eachother.

Mars - Doesn't talk to him much, finds Mars the calmest and mentally stable in the group (wait until future chapters sweetie...), dislikes how unfaithful towards friends Mars is.
Status - The two have never been close, even before the collision. Distant friends/people living in the same house.

Jupiter - Is alright with him, again don't talk often but when they do he is quite nice, dislikes Jupiter's professionalism and lack of trust in the other planets.
Status - Always been distant friends.

Saturn - Mercury does not like Saturn. Mercury remembers how Saturn acted before the collision and it does not allow him to see Saturn as the emotional baby he is is today.
Status - Has always disliked Saturn for his personality.

Uranus - Likes him. The two often hang out in the living room as they can not be in one anothers room due to the temperature of their rooms.
Status - Used to be strangers as Uranus was closed off, now close friends.

Neptune - Mercury thinks there is something off about Neptune, but otherwise doesn't mind him.
Status - Friends.

??? - Mercury has never met him. Due to the strange things happening, he HATES him.
Status: ENEMIES.

? - Mercury doesn't remember him.
Status - FORGOTTEN.

Venus:

Mercury - Venus likes Mercury <3 that's why he bullies him. (Yes parent superstitions abt bullying is true guys! :0)
Status - Frenemies/ His crush.

Earth - Venus is alright with earth, wishes he could be less egocentric and narcissistic.
Status - Friends.

Mars - Venus LOVES Mars, in a bro way ofc, he dislikes how Mars prefers Earth over him.
Status - Bros/friends.

Jupiter - They don't talk, Venus finds Jupiter annoying bc he always ruins his fun.
Status - Meh.

Saturn - 
(Venus: crybaby.
Pandaa: what- venus no. back to your room.
Venus: NO UR WRITING ABT ME SO IM GONNA WATCH
Pandaa: NO U BITCH
Venus: AUTISTIC FUCK
Pandaa: ...
Pandaa: You've left me no choice. *bathbomb*
Venus: what.
Pandaa: due to the realization a reader has brought upon me, you look like a bathbomb.
Venus: no.
Pandaa has sent an attachment.

Venus: ...
Venus: im going back to my room. *leaves*
Pandaa: ahem, back to the chapter.)

Saturn - Venus dislikes Saturn due to his sensitivity. Venus does not remember much from the proto-era, the climate change fucked w/ his head.
Status - Do not leave them alone together.

Uranus - Venus finds him alright, they don't talk much, but when they do Venus finds his way of speech weird. And his accent, Venus can barely understand Uranus, hence the reason why he hasn't left what he considers a useless gc.
Status - Big meh.

Neptune - Venus finds him alright, likes talking w/ him because Neptune is a good listener. He thinks of Neptune as an older sibling of sorts. YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT FROM ME.
Status - thinks of him as a sibling.

??? - Who?
Status - Who are you? HE HATES YOU.

? - ...
Status - ...

Earth:

Mercury - Earth really like Mercury as he helped Earth when he was really down and not in his best state of mind, nowadays people would say his best friends are Venus or Mars, but it's definitely Mercury.
Status - Best friends.

Venus - Earth likes Venus, Earth finds Venus' attitude quite annoying at times.
Status - Friend.

Mars - Same as Venus, Earth likes Mars but dislikes his attitude at times.
Status - Friends.

Jupiter - Earth sees Jupiter as a father figure. He does NOT remember Proto-era and has no idea of Jupiter's past actions.
Status - Father and son bond.

Saturn - Sees Saturn as his mother figure. Earth does not remember that Saturn was a bitch in Proto-era.
Status - Mother and son bond.

Uranus - Earth REALLY likes Uranis, but doesn't hang out with him often due to feeling nervous.
Status - Wants to be closer, currently friends.

Neptune - Earth likes Neptune a lot, he sometimes goes to the tea parties Neptune holds and also quite often will  Earth make or buy stuff for Neptune.
Status - Good friends.

??? - ...he scares Earth.
Status - HATE.

? - I'm sorry...who...are you?
Status - Forgotten.

Mars:

Mercury - Mars is meh with mercury, they dont really speak.
Status - Little meh.

Venus - Mars and Venus are best buddies!
Status - Besties!

Earth - Mars is alright with Earth, thinks of him as egocentric.
Status - Friends.

Jupiter - Mars is okay with Jupiter, he doesn't remember much from Proto-era but does remember the way Jupite acted at times.
Status - Okay with eachother.

Saturn - Mars is fine with Saturn, he only remembers the glares Saturn would throw around during Proto-era so he does not know about his attitude.
Status - Alright with eachother.

Uranus - Mars and Uranus don't talk, Mars find the accent of Uranus hard to understand.
Status - Meh.

Neptune - The two don't talk with eachother a lot, when they do harmless jokes are thrown back and forth in a contest/game.
Status - Like him a bit.

??? - ????
Status - Who?

? - I dont remember...
Status - Forgotten.

There will be another chapter for the jovians relationships/what they think of eachother and another few for the moons. For now, enjoy the Rockies opinions on people.