incoming call : Jenny <3
"Hello child."
"HELLO DADD-"
"NO JENNY, DON'T YOU DARE."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Jennifer Smith , I'm giving you three seconds to stop laughing like the goofy little cheese-head you are."
"How do you even know my last name, you creep?"
"Uh, you wear a name tag."
"right. RIGHT. RIGHHHTTT."
"How high are you?"
"5 feet seven."
"Did someone trick you into eating brownies?"
"I ate this brownie once. And it was so good."
"Okay, what is up with you?"
"I HAD COFFEE. FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE."
"Oh my-"
"GOD SAVE THE WORLD."
"Jennifer?"
"Yes, my baby."
"Okay wow that's going to take a while to proces-"
" CPU STANDS FOR CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT."
"And I would care because?"
"Otters hold hands when they go to sleep, so that their companion doesn't float away."
"That's adorable. What's with the facts?"
"You're a-dork-able."
"You're caffeine powered."
"RIGHT- ALSO-"
"JENNY NO, NOT ANOTHER FACT."
"THE WRIGHT BROTHERS INVENTED THE FIRST DESIGN OF AN AIRPLANE."
"Yeah, let's get on an airplane and fly you to Japan."
"SUSHI"
"You need sleep."
"Mmm, I need you."
"Oh my god-"
"Is what I'm going to say when I first meet you and be baffled by your sexines-"
"Go to sleep."
"Come cuddle with me."
"Okay, I'm going to hang up before I'm drowning in a puddle of my own melted heart."
"MUSHY MUSHY."
"A glass of water for every cup of coffee you've had. And eat a fru-"
"Mmm, I'll eat your face."
"I'M DEAD."
"Noo, don't die, I li-"
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*beep beep*
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"ke you so much. WAIT HELLO? NOO"
"Oh my god, this girl is such a dork."
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a/n : me with coffee. like legit xD
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