Good Omens x Reader

Meeting Aziraphale

I woke up to another day. I got ready, knowing I have plans. I head outside and I immediately see Crowley in his Bentley, waiting for me. "Well, that's just creepy." I tell him. "What do you expect? I'm a demon after all." I get in and we drive off. Mid-drive, I ask him "What's this 'Aziraphale' like?" He looked at me for a moment and then to the road. "Typical angel, he's nice." I nod. We park at a bookshop with a sign saying " A.Z. Fell" and some other things. We enter and see him. I waved, and he smiled and walked over. "Hello, Crowley, seems you've found a new friend." Crowley shrugged and spoke. "This is (Y/N), I was hoping you'd know who she is." Aziraphale thought for a moment and shook his head. "Seems I've forgotten." Crowley nudged me to remind him. "I'm the girl that isn't an angel nor demon." I shyly stated, I'm not too proud about it. "Oh, I remember now!" Aziraphale gleefully smiled. "We we're just gonna hangout a bit, get to know each other." Crowley said, I nodded. He took us to the back, as nobody really came into the bookshop much. Crowley and I sat down on 2 chairs, and Aziraphale took a final look to make sure nobody was buying anything. He came back and sat down with us. "Sooo, anything to talk about?" I awkwardly started. "Not really." Crowley answered. I sighed. "Well, we did mainly come here for me to meet Aziraphale, so what's your story?" Aziraphale looked at me, a bit confused, but started. "Well, I've been on Earth since the beginning. And I've got to tell you, it's amazing." I nod. "Anyway, me and Crowley have been friends for nearly 6,000 years." He stated, happily. I giggled, you'd never think an angel and a demon would be friends for so long, would you? "That's about it, really." He said. "Well, thats nice." Aziraphale asked "So, what're you guys in the mood for now?" Crowley answered quickly. "Alcohol." He tapped a left over spoon on a cup, making a 'tink' sound. "Lots and lots of alcohol." He said. I started laughing a little. "Are you sure..?" I asked. "Sure as hell!" He answered.

(Timeskip cuz its 7 in the morning-)

Basically, we've been drinking for the past few hours. "So- so, what's your point..?" Aziraphale asked. "My point- my point- My point is.. dolphins." Crowley said. "What about 'em?" I asked. "Big, big brains, like whales." He said. "Like the kraken. Ooh, great 'big' bugger." Aziraphale stated. "Sounds biig." I said, lazily. "So like a gorilla, you're sitting on a tree or something then Armageddon starts and the stars crashing down-" Crowley made a gesture of the 'stars crashing down'. "What're they putting in bananas these days?!" Crowley said, as he got up from the couch he'd been sitting on. "Now you gotta deal with ETERNITYYY" Crowley sang the last bit in a high pitch. "Eternity?" Aziraphale questioned."Yep, what're you gonna do once you're stuck back in heaven? Or in Crowley's case, hell?" I asked. "I-I don know, I can't deal with this while I'm drunk. I'm going to sober up." Aziraphale said. "Me too." Crowley joined in. "Me three." I stated. We all did a little straining thing as the alcohol left our bodies and filled back into the bottles, it left a weird taste in my mouth. "Ok, what now?" Crowley said. "Dunno, I'm a little tired though.." Even though I felt like passing out on the comfy chair I was sitting on. "Do you wanna go back home?" Aziraphale asked. "Eh, I'm too tired to.." I laid my head back and fell asleep then and there.