Joehills Stories

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

A pirate who doesn't believe in merpeople. A half-merman who isn't allowed anywhere near humans. Not exactly the kind of people you'd expect to meet, let alone fall in l...

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are...

The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...

Grian is an only human in a world of hybrids and monsters and creatures of one another. he tries to stay alive and keep the creatures like him as he would like to keep a...

A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of...

Those born on the first day of the first month are said to be cursed. Most are chosen to be powerful Admins, ones who will lead servers and inspire others. Every parent...

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put...

mainly an idea book for things involving Hermitcraft season 6 ships, smut, angst, all that stuff will be in this book!

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...

Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At...

These are the oneshots, twoshots and unfinished arcs set in the main timeline of my stories. If you're looking for the older larger arcs, they're in a separate book now.

oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here

A bunch of Oneshots and short stories based off of Hermitcraft.

This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the firs...

A cult of brainwashed players. A rouge watcher that leads them. And their plans to invade a new server and take control. When Xisumavoid, the admin of Hermitcraft, is wa...

This is a bunch of hermitcraft one-shots that I've decided to write lol, I just kinda had a few interesting ideas and wanted to share it with you :) feel free to request!