Schlong Stories

A love story worse than twilight.

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

Schlong dinner

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed S...

the adventures of john ball are one to be told for millions of years.

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

All about my schmeaty dino schlong desires.

→ in the midst of the devastation from the long schlong incident, a strange man shows up at the door. he may not do a lot of talking, but there's sure a lot more to unpa...

SEX.

I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

All of the AmAzInG fanfics about Thottimus Waluigicus and Julesdav having the sexy times. It's actually amazing.

Devastated after her fathers death Princess Shrek moved in with her beloved step bro Pewdiepie and started a new life with him. Pewdiepie got a horse named Jörgen and th...

A story where Grace navigates through high school life with her massive schlong, Darrel. BTW GRACE DOESN'T HAVE A SCHLONG IRL!!!!!

Milys p.o.v. As Justin brought his hand down to my moist pussy I could see his cock getting hard I knew he wanted to see my big titties so I stripteased his him touching...

Karen Faye was Michael Jackson's makeup artist during his career. She was there since Thriller era and they shared good moments. Until she found out about contouring...