Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Rick wakes to the hazy memory of Carl crying beside his bed, Shane placing his grandmother's blue vase filled with flowers onto the bedside table and an omega peering do...

He's attracted to what he's attracted to ━ and apparently this tall, middle-aged, so-called assassin with evident anger issues and the voice of a fallen god (Ada's words...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

This is the story of my not-so-normal family. Mum, Dad, Three superhero brothers, and me... the villain they've been fighting. ...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

Here at Eastview we have the riches. The gold and the medals. The glamour and the prestige. The fame and the awards. But that isn't all... Because what story does ha...

Trying to cope with the loss of the only person close to his family, his godfather, and the guilt that came along was hard enough. With a few ugly truths disclosed at th...

*Picks up 3 years after "The Break Up"*. Rachel never stands still. With finishing her BFA, giving singing lessons, and teaching dance classes, spending time...

Stiles had always complained about being the middle child. It didn't matter that it was only two years between him and his older brother and less than four years between...

Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no tha...

Reviewing vintage YA stuff

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

A human, a Demon, and an Angel make for an interesting crowd. Especially when one is trying to save her brother, the other two won't quit fighting, and none of them fall...

Emma,an ordinary teenager saved a little girl from being run over by a car( The little girl is Tony Stark's daughter,which Emma later finds out. Emma didn't care who th...

So if you are an insane little book owl like me, even the smallest things have to tick you off. I mean, c'mon? Lazy writers: Avada Kedavra. Plot Holes? Crucio. I've grow...

Another kid detective? Not by a mile. This one's different. She's got snark, wit, and a cousin with double the recommended dose of ignorance This story isn't lame. It's...