Hello there, I'm Dr. Tesla. A kinda-weird, kinda-smart, kinda-cute, cat-thing with a terrible, oft-fatal disease called stubbornness.

I am a 23 year old software engineer, game developer, war criminal, yaoi protagonist, troll, craftsman, and a professional shitposter.

I love Tolkien, HG Wells, Compilers, Military History, Femboys, Deus Ex, Elder Scrolls, Quantum Physics, Archosaurs, Karl Marx, Trebuchets, and Pierogi.
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Ariador Ariador Oct 22, 2020 01:55PM
A couple notes because I kinda dozed off for a month:1.    I know I didn't upload any new horror stories for a couple weeks. I know what you're thinking: I didn't upload because I had a lot of colle...
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A Spark in the Wind by Ariador
A Spark in the Wind
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A Comrade's Tail by Ariador
A Comrade's Tail
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