DeltaPrime

Smash or Pass 3 is Number #1 in the Drip Category, bro what (insert skull emoji)

Y'all motherfuckers ready for Smash or Pass 4?

Hi I saw that you started following me, how are you doing 

Normalize this, normalize that
          
          How about we normalize deleting your old "Update"/"Author Update" chapters from your books, they're old and outdated, nobody cares about your Update chapter from over two years ago.
          
          They're pointless keeping and has no relevancy for the current day, plus, they're annoying when you're trying to read the book and the book just has 8 Update chapters and four fucking chapters related to the actual fucking story.
          
          If you want to keep them, just make an entire book based on your Updates and plans.
          
          I saw a book that 20 chapters
          8 chapters were telling the story and the 12 other chapters were multiple life updates.
          
          That immediately made me click off the book, I'm here for your storytelling, not to hear your life story.
          
          Sorry if there's any Grammer mistakes here, I have a migraine, but anyways thank you for your time.

You think because of their long ass necks, a giraffe could it's own head up another giraffes ass so deep that it can drink the other giraffes stomach acid

I know I make stupid gross jokes for no reason, but why the fuck are half of the guilty gear/anime fans simping over a FUCKING KEY???

Imagine you beating the everliving fuck out of yo shit, it hurts like hell, yo meat is begging for mercy and you getting close to nutting and as you're about to bust the fattest most hurtful nut in existence, you accidentally fart.
          
          Whoever is walking outside just hears a loud bang from your room window, they look over and it's covered by yo nut.
          
          You accidentally farting, automatically made you burst really hard and now your windows, bed, roof, your whole body and your walls are just covered in white substance.
          
          Have a good night.

Call me the Third Piggy.
          Because I am Bricked Up and ready to be Blown.

What if batman had a bat shaped penis with bat wings on the tip and everytime he cums, the little wings just flap extremely fast. 

The 2002 Spider-Man Kiss scene...
          
          But it's replaced with MJ closing her eyes to kiss Spider-Man only for Peter to spin around, pull down his pants and start ripping ass upside down on MJ'S face.