Something random that just appeared in my mind so I’m writing it down here.
***Broken Magic Item
Hiruko: so…who broke it.
Captains: silent
Hiruko: I’m not mad. I just want to know
William: I did. I broke—
Hiruko: No, no you didn’t. Yami?
Yami: Don’t look at me. Look at Beanpole.
Jack: What? I didn’t break it.
Yami: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jack: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Yami: Suspicious
Fuegoleon: If it matters - probably not - but Rill was the last one to use it.
Rill: Liar! I don't even use that item!
Fuegoleon: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the item earlier?
Rill: I was using the item as a muse; everyone knows that, Fuegoleon!
William: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Hiruko!
Hiruko: No! Who broke it??!
Kaiser: Hiruko… Dorthy’s been awfully quiet.
Dorthy: REALLY??
Kaiser: Yeah! Really.
Dorthy: Oh, my God!
[everyone starts arguing at one another except Hiruko]
Hiruko: I broke it. It started glowing, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.