James Maslow's Sexy Wife a.k.a Swag Queen <3 WAH WAH

My name is Jessica Maslow. <3

Married to James David Maslow. Little sister to Kendall Francis Schimdt, Carlos Roberto Pena Jr., and Logan Phillip Henderson. Mommy to Fox Maslow and Aunt to Sydney Pena. 

Swag Queen! <3 WAH WAH

See if I did have a swag coach he'd tell me not to admit that I have a swag coach so uh (clears throat) no, I do not have a swag coach. <3

"Chill David. It wasn't you man. It was the show." -Ricky Adams (James Maslow)
"The show that made you who you are?" -David Hobbs (Scott Baio)
"Psh. Are you kidding me? Man that show was lucky to have me and let's be honest it should've been called See Dad WAH WAH." -Ricky
"Okay. Uh. Rascal get the door." -David
"Claud gets the door." -Ricky
"Uh. Whatever." -David 
"Wait. You're kicking me, outta yo house?" -Ricky
"Check out my new episode. It's called See Dad not care who opens the door or who starts the SUV now get the WAH WAH out of my house." -David

I love Big Time Rush! They are my life! <3 My favorite? Haha, obviously James Maslow <3. Don't worry though! I love James David Maslow, Kendall Francis Schmidt, Carlos Roberto Pena Jr., and Logan Philip Henderson! <3 

I love my four dorks. Jamez, Kendizzle, Carlitos, and Logie Bear. <3

Haters gonna hate. Rushers gonna ELEVATE! So if people keep hating then this Rusher is just gonna keep ELEVATING! <3 

I'm 25% Schmidtster, 25% Maslover, 25% Penanator, 25% Henderwhore, and 100% Rusher!

Holy Schmidt!
Oh My Maslow!
What the Pena?! 
What in the Henderson?!

James (Mirror): "Hey! Who's handsomer than you?"
James: "No one!" 
James (Mirror): "Who's got more style than you?"
James: "No one!"
James (Mirror): "Who's smarter... than you?"
James: "Well lots of people, but that has nothing to do with being a model."

Love all of the songs written or sang by Big Time Rush! <3 Favorite song, WORLDWIDE <3

It's the only life you've got so you gotta live it BIG TIME!

Live, Laugh, Love. 

Xoxo JM <3