OnTrashMostOf

"Heavy is the head that wears the crown. That's why I wear the jester's crown. It's made of felt: much lighter." - Jon Stewart

This is my first attempt at writing anything outside of what is required to get through school (all of school, mind you. The required stuff. Now I'm off to university/college/the-optional-one. Hello international audience!).
I apologize if it is horrible.
The good news is that I'm not 13 and I understand the basics of grammar.
I'll add more about me if people start caring.

Ok, first up then - I'm Whovian. Too Whovian. Watched 50 years of show in 6 months Whovian. Talk to me about Doctor Who, I dare you.

Second - Sherlockian. Sherlocked. Holmie. Anderson. Whatever we call ourselves. Whichever means "I like the BBC show called Sherlock" (and yes, I have read the Arthur Conan Doyle books too. They're on Wattpad and if you haven't read them, you need to).

Third - I haven't decided on a third.

Fourth - Tyger, tyger.

Seventh - BURMA! (I panicked) *Plays John Phillip Sousa's Liberty Bell March while walking in a silly fashion toward a pet shop to complain about an ex-parrot*

Eighth - I aim to misbehave; I'm a Browncoat.

Ninth - Fool on the Hill

Fifth - Serious is not my forte. Not about religion, not about politics, not about death.

Sixth - When I'm bored, I like playing with Photoshop. If you're looking for a cover, chances are I'll make you one (especially for DW or Sherlock). I just ask for credit.

Dying to know more about me? Location, full name, birthday, etc.? All of it's out there, promise. If you're smart enough, you can find it. I'm not really that private of a person. My life's an open book - I'm just not going to tell you which one.