Um... hi?

BIO
Male teen with nothing better to do with his life. I'm too anti-social and sarcastic for socializing and too cool for alcohol and smoking weed. So my drug is writing fanfiction and original novels... I guess. I'm very perceptive in national and political affairs, so I'm old minded and young hearted...I guess.

So I noticed that you are reading this and looking at my profile. Points for reading! Now you need to read the stories below for more points and a muffin! Because cookies are overrated.

EXCELSIOR!
  • JoinedMarch 23, 2012


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Stories by Jon-Mykul Bowen
The Countdown by Parad0x
The Countdown
'Greetings to you too, fellow reader. You are about to experience something like none other. You have been ch...
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Ophidiophobia by Parad0x
Ophidiophobia
Ophidiophobia is a fear of snakes. Some Ophidiophobes can't even stand the sight or thought of snakes. If you...
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Chronicles of A Rebel Queen: E-Layn by Parad0x
Chronicles of A Rebel Queen: E-Layn
This isn't some kind of fancy mid-evil style type of tale.This is one tale which takes place in a distant fut...
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