Hello? Did I reach Alfa Centauri? Good.
Just wanted to say thank you for "Running with Scissors". It was a masterpiece. I have never loved any assassin as much as I loved Massimo. He was so adorable and perfect. Peter was such a laugh. And Sarah was, well, an Administrative Assistant. Thank you so much.
Signed,
Just another human from that remote planet called Earth. Also, definitely not a Squid Overlord.