Dorito Uzumaki

Hey der! Well, I see you have stumbled across my profile, young traveler. Tell me, have you ever heard the legend of the great, Dorito Uzumaki? The secret cousin of Naruto hidden in the hidden sweg village? No? You haven't? Well, that's sure a pity, I didn't really plan on telling you the whole story since I have things to do, people to see, more expositions to mingle with.  Fine, I guess I can tell you: Dorito was (I'm srry, I've never seen Naruto so I'll just base this off my life story. Pls don't kill me....) a happy little child who came up with the idea to make a fanfic of Shia Labeouf and Sasuke because it had a nice ring to it. Every time someone didn't log out of their computer in the ninja school, he made a google doc with the link to the voice over of his fanfiction on it, and soon got 20 views. He got so excited that he posted it on Wattpad. The end