Viktor M. Ryan

Hello reader of this "About section". I assume you have come because you want to know what I'm "About," as the title of this section states, because you have read something that I have written. That, or you have reached a point so high on the scale of boredom that you decided to go into the about section of someone you have never read anything from. If so, I suggest reading some of my stuff. It has been described by critics (I.E. random people) as the best insult to actual literature they have ever read. 

Random reader, know that I love you for what you do! (reading my stuff) 
If you do like/love/tolerate my works, consider following me on twitter, where I write more stuff of a different nature, like food and my life. And also rants. Mostly rants, actually.