None of your beeswax

I just got the best dang chicken tenders!! I have this friend named "Brittany" she is crazy so crazy!! I like country donuts so does she!! That's why we're the bestest friends!! Praise the Lord!! dude stop talking aboot me!!!! No I'll talk about you all I want!!! No!! Yes!!!! Thanks for that spot of tea and biscuits!! Now for some fish and chips!! Chocolate chips!!! Chocolate chip COOKIES!! Nice story babe now go make me a sandmich!! No how many times do I have to tell you "Laquifah" go make your own dang sandmich!! Now go make me some dang chicken tenders!! CHICKEN TENDERZZZZZZ!!! YAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOGGIES!!! BABIEZZZZZZZZ!!! What is that wet doggie smell?? Put your face really close to the screen and BAAAMM!! You inhaled that DOGGIE smell and my iron, COPPER, SPARKLEY FIST!!! FEEL MY WRATH!! :D LOVE YOUUZZZZ GUYZZZ!! G'DAY MATE!! Wait you can't  LeaVe yOu'Re sTucK HerE  FoREveR!!! :D DUN DUN DÜUŪÑ *Shark song*

P.S. I see you through the computer ;) PETER WORKING WITH SANTA CLAUS AND SANTA IS BLACKMAILING PARENTS NO ONE IS SAFE!!! Grab your Cha cha's everyone were going to Candyland!1 Can I lick your face?? pLEAse ;) I like to sniff CaMeL's PoOp dung!! ;) I know you like it!! ;) I'm in LOVE WITH a CAMEL named CARL SASSILiCIOUS!!! ;) DOODLY DOO REALTIONSHIP STATUS: MARS GOES FARZZZZZ!! I SNIFF you when your sleeping!! IS YOUR NAME THE DOCTOR? Staplers are my only friends!! Barbie goes golden at midnight, in the dark, in your room! P.S I like TWILIGHT, HARRAH POTTAH, AND ONE DIRECTIONES HARRAH POTTAH IS REALLY HARRAH STYLING!!! Zig zag step slide!!! WOAHHHH WE just had a liam hemsworth moment!!!!! OH DANG!! That JUST happenEd!! I PEED out of a TREE yesterday on someone's head AND they LIKED it!! REALTIONSHIP STATUS: PEETA'D ON!! Sometimes the sunglasses talk to me when i wear some striped sweaters!!!! I ship team PEENISS!! I ship my knuckles and toenails!!!!!!! NOW KISSSSSSS!! HISS HISS MEOW WOOF 1-2-3-7!!1 I GLUED a stick to a pony! FOR NARNIA!!