Hello there again my awesome aussie :)
Looks like you haven't been around so long...
I came here because I read a story, and it reminded me of the one above. :D
Although its miniscule in weirdness compared to yours, but anyway, I decided to share it with you.
There was a man named David who was his own grandfather.
There was a widow [Anne] and her daughter [Jane], and a man [George] and his son [Henry]. The widow married the son, and the daughter married the father. The widow was therefore mother [in law] to her husband’s father, and grandmother to her own husband. By this husband she had a son [David], to whom she was also great-grandmother. Now, the son of a great-grandmother must be grandfather or grand-uncle to the person to whom his mother was great-grandmother; but Anne was great-grandmother to him [David]. Therefore David is his own grandfather.
Lol. Isn't it?
Reply when you.. uh, whenever you get to see it.
May God be with you.
Bye~