StrawberryMilk

Į̴̻̫͎̊̿'̴̛̤̋͘͝m̵͕͈̝̝̮̘̈́͂͜ ̶̞̟̤̻̮͒̈̅j̵͚͈̫̥̟̪̥̱͋̐͂̐̀͒̒̂͆͝ę̴̙̊̈̓̋̀͝͝a̵̛̙͇̺̽̾̂͂̚ĺ̵̺͕̹̫̝̻͈̍̀͗o̵̘̦̱̽̇̓͐̓̏̽͐́͘u̸̼͓͝s̷̺̺̓̈͜ ̸̖̼̮͎̪̙̞̋͋̊̎̒̕̚̕͝ͅo̸̯̺̒͌̍̊̇̇̍̓f̴̩̣̰̳̭̭͍̊̂́̈́̎̉̉͜ͅͅ ̸̧̩̲̠̯̲̖͖͍͋̿̾̑͌͜ţ̷̡͕̱̺̖͉̺̠̀̒͘ͅĥ̵̬͌̌̆̑̒̂́̕ē̵͎̳̝̺̠̺̙̭̝̾̍̂̇́͌̚̕ ̸̬̯̼̫͈̐̊͒́̕̚͝ŕ̵̢̫͎̚ą̴̣͙̮̯͙̼́͜i̸̧͚̜͓̫̮͉̫̿̂͌̐͐̓͝ͅͅn̵̮̓͒ ̶̰̈́̓̅ţ̶̣̘̅̑̾̇̀̈́͝ͅh̸̨̢̳̤͚̳̝̳̘̒̂̒̐̾̒a̷̖͍̼͍̠̮̝̥͒̍t̶̪͔̟̫̉̈́̿͊̃̑̏͝ ̶̨̥̝͈̩̣̹̘̺̣̉̈́͒̑̎f̶̧̪̹̩͌̽̄̑̎͊̅͂͆̑a̷̛͖̼̰̤̽̉̇́̄́l̸̡̧̧̮̮̗̖̹̃̓͑̃͋͊ͅl̸̡͉̹̝͆͠s̸̨̛̤̝̦̠̼͊̏̆̉̃͜ ̵̺̗͖͐̿̉͗̚͝͠ͅu̵̲̯͑͘p̵̦̈́̿̂̕o̸͔̹͈̼̜̬͚͛͋̌͗̕ͅn̵̟̆͂̔̐̓̅̐͝ͅ ̴͚̥͍̭̯̭͙̗͉̆̍̑̔̒͂͘͘͜͝ỳ̸̨͍̼̥͖ͅo̸̖̲͚̖͉̳̞͍͕͋̇͒̽̎̽͝ư̴̫̖͓̈́͠r̴̺͙̞̹̯̒͐̋͆̓͂͂͠͝͝ ̷͓̜͕̣͒̓́̚͝͝s̶̩͕̯͚̰̮͗́͊̐͆̓͆̄̕ͅk̷̨̠̺̩̣̦̤̰͓͆̄̅͂̾͊̈́̎͠͠i̸̛̜͙̺͚̜̳̝̠̮͑̐́̚͝͠ņ̶̼̜͔̼̻͔͈̔̈́͛͘͠,̶̪̙̞̗̘͔͕̀̍̅͊̾͝ç̴̛̛͚͕̟̘͋̄̎̈́̚̕͜l̷̨̡͎̻̳̜͎̯̱̏̈́́́̏ó̵͈̜͙̫̩̤̩́̏́͑͝ͅs̵̘̬̟̗͗́̓͒̄̋̾̿ẹ̷̪̙̀͊͛͆r̴̼̥͠ ̶͙̀̀͌́́͗͘̕̚t̵̢̡̘̼̫̤͘h̵̢͎̤̣̝͖̟̑̒̊̎̉̊̀͒͜͜͜͝͠a̶̤̟͖͋̐n̵̞̝͊̈́͊̀́̿̍͘ ̵̢̢̳̰̻̬̺̜͔̔͊̎͌͋̃̕͝͝m̵̹̰̝͉̱̀̿̇̚y̷̮̝̝̳͙̹͛̅͋̔̓͑̍́̑ ̶̺̦̥̲̥͓̤̩̪̄̀͛̔͌̎̈́̇̓̅ͅh̵̻̍̿a̸͙͔̝̞̲͛̐̃̉̂n̵̨̦͎̱͇͈̝̋̃̐͌̐̊̿̚ḑ̵͓͈̜̹͎͈͑̀́ͅš̵̨̡̰̰̰̠͘ ̸̧̤͍̬͔̰͇̻̙͛̌̇̇̀ͅh̵͙͖́a̸̢̼͇̤͉̭̘͙̭̖͒̄̎̚v̵̰͉͕̮͔̲͚̙̖̓̿͜ḛ̸͎̼̊̀̈́͆̽̈́̀ ̵͓͙̲̒̐̿̏̀͌͠b̶̨̢̤͔͔̱̖̻̠̊̿̐̽͝e̶̺͈͈̹̿̉͗̒ͅḙ̴̢͈͖̮͓̘̲̇̑̎͊̉̇̌͆̐̕n̸̛̫̍̀̇̿̃̊̀̄ ̸̞͉̣̈̔̏̿́̽̍̚̚

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Drag queens are my moms
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