thunderusappotamus

Welcome to my profile page. I am a thirty something writer with fairly extensive experience in the field and a fair amount of text under my belt. A few million words must be by now in any case.

I like writing sci-fi and horror. Haven't quite decided which I'll write about on WP, but I've jumped into the sci-fi smackdown and enjoying the creative process again after some downtime generally.

Send me a message. Fan me and so on and so forth.

WARNING:

I don't do fan for fan and I won't read your shit just because you ask me. 

About Me:

I'm socially awkward and I don't suffer fools gladly. I try to. I really do. But usually it ends in homicide.
I'm older than you. Probably.
I like stuff but the stuff I like would probably be boring to you.
I am a bit bloodthirsty.
I wish the zombie apocalypse would just happen already.
I'm friendly, provided you are not a) a douchebag, b) a horrible witch, c) dumber than a bag of hammers, d) a zombie, f) eager for me to fan you, read your story and generally kiss your ass. 

I mislaid e, but I'm pretty sure it'll turn up.