"Maaa come here"! Santana said putting a bandaid on JJ lip
"What"? Ryan asked walking in the room with Diddy behind her
"Help this boy" Santana made a face pushing a crying JJ
"The hell happened"?
"You gone tell em or you want me too"? Tana asked JJ
JJ flipped him off making Diddy bust out laughing
"Santana what happened"?
"Ight so boom , yk how they be calling me tarzan and stuff right so i was being me and i jumped off the counter" he said talking with his hands
"And JJ was like 'ouu i can do that too' knowing dang well he couldn't"
"Ight ight ight so boom next thing i know he on counter"
"I'm like 'you need to get down' you feel me"
"And he all like 'no i can do it' STILL knowing dang well he couldn't"
"I was like 'ight go head if you suicidal then jump' "
"He was like 'what suicidal mean' and mind you idk myself"
"I was all like 'i think that mean when you hungry' ion know i was just guessing"
"And he was like 'then imma jump cause i want some macaroni' fat tail self always want some macaroni but anyways"
"He jumped and fell straight on his face i'm talm bout plot dead on his face and i'm over there like 'mhm i told you so' and he got up and looked at me"
"I'm sayin he looked at me like he wanted to kill me or sum and i'm all like 'dangggg my fault og' cause what you muggin me for"
"So him being the crybaby he is looked at me like he was finna cry and i'm over here like 'unh unh don't cry cause then imma get my behind whoop' you feel me"
"Next thing i know his lip trembling and tears started falling out his eyes and im over there like 'awl lawd here we go again' cause he always cryin"
"So i slipped up and laughed in his face cause it was blood all on his lip and ik it was salty and he steady cryin and hiccuping"
"Next thing i know his li behind gone push me .. PUSH ME into the couch"
"So i flicked him in the mouth where it bust at and he started bawling his eyes out"
"Then me being the good brother that i am was like 'come on let's go to the bathroom so i can clean it up' cause ian feel like allat"
"So i took the stuff and cleaned his lip and then i put a bandaid on it cause— shoot what else i'm supposed to do"
"And nowwwww were here" Santana clasped his hands to together
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"Soooo— they call you tarzan"? Diddy asked making Ryan look at him
"That's what you got out of allis"? she asked making him shrug
"Anyways , Santana i told you bout jumping off the counter yeen gone learn till you break yo face"
"I— my face tho really out of all my body parts my face , id least thought you'd say break my peepee but like my face"? Santana squinted his eyes making Diddy bust out laughing
"Go sit tf down" Ryan said leading JJ to the bathroom to take the bandaid off his lip
"Don't copy everything you see people do, especially Santana wild ass okay"?
"Okay" JJ nodded
She took the bandaid off his lip and put that li shit you put on yo lip when it bust and some Vaseline
ionk i think the shit called nearest bornin (ionk how to spell it either lemme stop b4 y'all start to think i'm actually dumb) -piimpdaddykiraa
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"Gorllll i know we ain't on good terms but look what i made" Kaash said giving a plate to Ryan as he walked in the house
"Chicken really"? she made a face putting the plate down
"Ik ion know how to cook i depended on yo ass to feed me but now you gotta family"
"Nigga go to yo mother house"
"Her ass got high blood pressure and don't be putting no seasoning in the food" he frowned making her bust out laughing
"Ouuuu hey pops" Santana said
"Waddup nigga" JJ said copying what Diddy told him to say when he saw Kaash
"Phats tell me why i tried to turn the bath on righ" Diddy said walking in the living room with her robe , bonnet and slippers on
"Na'jour wtf you done did"?
"I broke it" he frowned holding up the li thing you pull up and down on the foist in the bath to turn it from the bath to shower head
"You embarrassing" JJ frowned
"Oh shit— hey Kaash" Diddy nodded
"Hey—hi" Kaash made a face
"Don't judge me nigga" he frowned before goin to Ryan and snatching the fork out her hand
"Ou this shit bussin who made this"? he asked stuffing his mouth with chicken
"Kaash"
"Oh shit yo bitch ass could cook" Diddy said making them laugh
"You wanna be brother wives , Ryan ass don't like cooking fa me"
"Na'jour take yo ass in the bathroom"
"My fault" he said walking to the bathroom with the plate and fork in his head
"This is your man"?
"Yes" Ryan shook her head
"And look at him"
"..That's mines" she shrugged
"And i'm gone stick besides em"
"And—and—and that's what you settle for"? he asked
"Imma stick beside em" she shook her head making him laugh
"Man i'll talk to you later i gotta li shorty in the car"
"You is down bad dude you take her with you to ya baby momma house AND leave ha in the car" she shook her head
"She'll be fine she acting like ion be knowing she be wearing her side nigga boxers"
"I— Kayden get out"
"Byeeeee baby muva" he said walking out the house
"No frl phats i think the bathroom finna flood" Diddy said with goggles on
"Get yo behind in the room"
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