Red vs blue (Female OC) season 17

Finally

Fade back into Blood Gulch

Sister: Donut! We're Sorry!

Sarge: Please do accept my apology or I'll PUNCH YOUR FACE IN HALF! (muttering) Five in the Pink!

Carolina: (hissing) Sarge!

Sarge: I have trouble expressing remorse.

Kai: I'm sorry for calling you a pink monkey.

They look at him weirdly.

Kai: I've only know him for hours so, I have nothing to apologize for.

Sister: Why is he just...standing there?

Simmons: I guess he ran out of distance to run away.

Donut [Off-screen]: I can still hear you!

Grif: Did you hear the 'sorry's?

Shawn: Sorry!

Donut begins to walk up to the Reds and Blues

Sarge: Uh oh.

Sister: Shh! Shut up, here he comes.

Donut: You can't fix the things you've done with the things you say. I'm upset because I have to see you all differently now. You're dicks! Big old dicks!

Tucker: I mean...

Sarge: Grrr.

Shawn: Ha!

Carolina: How about we show we're sorry by fixing the timeline?

Donut: That'd work for me.

Carolina: Then why don't you bring us up to speed?

Donut: Yeah. Yeah, ok! Let me paint you a picture. The year is 2019...

Everyone groans in disgust

Caboose: That year sucks!

Kai: The hell?

Tucker: That's the time.

Donut: Oh, my heads up display needs updating. Hang on one second.

Tucker looks at Wash

Tucker: Is this really a good idea?

Wash: Shhh!

Donut: Okay boys and girls. With the exception of Caboose, who is already off time-traveling, who has questions?

Tucker, Doc, Sister, Sarge, Shawn, Grif, and Simmons hands go up

Donut: Woo, that's a lot of hands. Yes! You, O'Malley, the traitor, abandoned by his god.

Doc: Doc is fine. If Caboose is time-traveling, then why is he still here?

Caboose: Hello!

Donut: His consciousness is inhabiting a Caboose from a different timeline while he relives events to fix the past.

Doc: Oh, riiiiight... what?

Kai: That's, actually true.

Caboose: I'm not really here, where is THAT VOICE COMING FROM?!?

Simmons: How does reliving old events fix the timeline?

Donut: Ok, put a pin in that. I'm just going to show by doing. We're going to hop back in time ten minutes or so. Ready?

Wash: Wait, stop!

Donut: What, not dramatic enough?

Wash: You'll lose Carolina and I if you do that. We can only jump between points on our original timelines, not the alternate ones like the one we're in now. If you jump back, Carolina and I won't be here. Uh, there.