PROLOGUE

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Hi, I'm Kalli Moore, and I just survived an apocalypse. How? Well, it's a long story. Here are ten rules to stay alive:

If you see two airplanes in the air headed towards each other while driving, floor it immediately unless you want to get caught in debris, fiery rain, and nearly set your new 2027 Ford GT500 on fire.

Learn how to drift, just in case you get caught in the above situation.

Once the apocalypse has started, stick to canned foods and berries you've found up in the trees.

Throw out all electronics; that's how they survive.

Don't join any of these new settlements, they have too many hungry mouths to feed. Instead, just keep your best friend and your boyfriend around. You will need extra protection and may need to make a sacrifice during your journey.

Explode your car battery and travel by mountain bike.

Bring tools like flint, portable tree clippers, and lighters.

Skip school; it's full of these zombie-cyborgs

Travel ONLY during the day, however, if you hear a noise that sounds like crackling, but no firelight in sight, hide in the trees until dusk.

Don't get on any flights going from Columbus, Ohio to St. Louis, Missouri with Oceanic Airways. 

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