the red nails theory

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y/nfurry
I HAVE RED NAILS!!! 

kodzuken
wow that's a pretty drastic change
you usually paint them in light colours

y/nfurry
YA 
EXCEPT THIS TIME I GOT THEM PROFESIONALLY DONE
BY A MANICURIST !!

kodzuken
money where from?

y/nfurry
suna.

sunarin
heh.

kodzuken 
oh jesus
are you her sugar daddy now or something?!

sunarin
nah
i just sent her the money under the consequence
that she'll get red nails

kodzuken
why red though...

sunarin
the red nails theory

kodzuken
wtf is that...

y/nfurry
hold up
let me get you a proper description from urban dictionary

kodzuken
pfft

y/nfurry
The theory that when women get red as the color of their nails, men are more attracted to them. This is because they find comfort in the color since it's a reminder of cherished mother figures in their lives.

sunarin
exactly

y/nfurry
DO YOU SEE ME AS A MOMMY ?!

sunarin
yes.
any other questions? 

y/nfurry
not at all.
please continue.

kodzuken
you guys are weird asf ong

sunarin
we know.

y/nfurry
btw rin
what did your mom say
about coming to tokyo for the spring break?

kodzuken
oh yeah
i fr forgot you were planning on coming by

sunarin
ah she said it would be fine
as long as you promise to come to hyogo over summer break
for like at least a week

y/nfurry
ah 
sure 
im sure my dad is going to be okay with it! 

kodzuken
what about your mom

y/nfurry
nah she likes suna
so she's gonna let me do whatever
it's my dad who's kinda pissed
about having a bf and all

sunarin
and especially pissed at the fact im not in tokyo

y/nfurry
yup!!

kodzuken
ah shit thats fucked
where is suna gonna sleep though 

y/nfurry
we agreed (i persuaded my dad)
that he can sleep in my room as long as there's no funny business

kodzuken
that man is not going to let you rest...
good luck suna! 
the last time I spent the night over at her place
he was constantly checking up on us even though
we had made it pretty crystal clear that we were just friends

y/nfurry
i actually got so pissed off that time
im surprised i didn't blow up on him
but this time istg if he's being annoying
i'll actually kick him out of the house for the night

sunarin
oh wow

y/nfurry
what-

sunarin
nothing baby

y/nfurry 
if you say so...

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