sunarin
I'm gonna literally cry
Like
Physically shed a tear for the first time in my life
y/nfurry
WELP
IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER
kodzuken
did u have sex??
sunarin
no...
Yet.
y/nfurry
it was better than sex kenma
sunarin
calvin klein ads are stealing my woman
y/nfurry
don't pretend you weren't watering at the mouth when you watched the one with aaron-taylor johnson
sunarin
fuck his sexy ass
y/nfurry
for sure would!!!
kodzuken
oh...
so that's what you did on ur first night together...
spend time watching thirst traps...
y/nfurry
Well spent time if u ask me!!!
kodzuken
Y/N
You literally had a snack sitting next to you
And the golden opportunity to lose your virginity...
And you watched Calvin Klein ads
y/nfurry
dw
I wasn't starved.
I saw Suna wears Calvin Klein boxers too.
the V-line is eating too.
kodzuken
so u did do stuff???
I'm confused...
sunarin
we certainly did NOT!
Although her dad is convinced we did...
He woke us up this morning, yelling about 'social-distancing' or something of the sort
kodzuken
how were u sleeping...
sunarin
She was on top of me and my hands were caressing her back under her shirt
kodzuken
mmmyeah
that's still too much for her dad
I told u before that he's strict asf!!
sunarin
I'm kicked out now...
Timeout.
I can't see Y/N for the next hour or so.
kodzuken
timeout??
Well, that's a new one...
y/nfurry
haha yeah
my dad sent him out to reflect on his actions
kodzuken
the actions being?!
y/nfurry
him caressing my bare back ofc
sunarin
calvin kleins got me kicked out by my father-in-law
y/nfurry
omggg wifeyy 💍🥹
kodzuken
none of what you just said made sense, suna
sunarin
SHH
IM REFLECTING
YOU ARE READING
stfu | a haikyuu chatfic
Fanfiction☆ in which a weird girl manages to become best friends with two well-reserved volleyball boys over the well-known app discord ☆fem!she/they reader !includes swearing and sexual jokes! mcs: kenma kozume, suna rintaro started: 24/12/21 finished:...
