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"I'll blow that hoe car up." Samya said
"You ain't gon do shit." Samir said walking by
I ran up and jumped on his back. "What you say to my best friend?" I questioned putting him in a headlock
I love hitting on niggas...
"I said-" He got cut off by me pulling us down
"Mya, let's beat this nigga ass." I said slipping from under him
I punched him while she kicked him, the whole time we was dying laugh
"Oh shit, I can't breathe." I laughed tryna catch my breath
"On God." She said sitting down on the floor as he got up
"Y'all lame as hell fa that jumping shit." He laughed
"Don't play wit us." I said
"Ever." She co-signed
"Fuck both y'all asses." He said walking off to my room
"Any fucking ways." I said
"We needa start working out, I'm tied." She said
"We always say that shit and never start." I shook my head
"Broooo, for real." She agreed
"Bitch, did I tell you how I caught yo homeboy fucking cheating?" She asked
"Wait, which one?" I asked and she looked at me like I was an idiot
"Tre, dumb hoe." She said
"Ohh and no, you ain't tell me." I said
"Aight so boom, I'm in the car with him and he gon run in the store and while he in there somebody steady texting and calling. I was tryna not to look at it but after while I just picked it up, the shit say Pizza Hur so I'm like Pizza Hut don't call nobody so I opened the phone it's some bitch talking about "you gon give me dick then leave" and shi so I'm like okay." She said
"Bitchhhh, what the fuck." I said invested in hell
"And when I see him coming out I get out the car and walk over to the side so he wouldn't see me and I called myself an uber, he was looking around for me then started blowing up my phone and shit." She continued
"How long ago was this?" I asked
"Just yesterday." She said and I made a yikes face
"Girl, what the hell." I said
"And now I wanna do sum to his ass but I had to wait to be with you incase he try to kill me." She said and I started laughing
"I ain't telling you to do it butttt." I shrugged
"Niggas get what they deserve." I continued
We got up and left, Samir gon be fine by hisself in there
