Harvest to Remember

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In Stolas's mansion. A sigh of contentment from Stolas is heard. Blitzo is shown lighting a cigar on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head. Stolas arms tied up

"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon."

"When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll."

"As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself. The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

"Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks."

"Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all ...special access~"

"Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly."

"I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.'

"Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway."

"Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait..."

"Oh, fuck my clients!" Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

"What do you want, sir?"

Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year? Millie sits up in excitement.

"The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!"

"Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?"

Uncle Blitz why are you on my bed? And are you purring?

"Mm-hm... Of course."

Lilith POV 💙

I was so excited we were gonna go to wrath to see nana aunty May and papa i missed soo much I looked so cute once we got there

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I was so excited we were gonna go to wrath to see nana aunty May and papa i missed soo much I looked so cute once we got there

"Nana! Papa!" I hope out and almost tackle Grandpa Joe

"Well if it isn't our only and favorite granddaughter Lili."

"Oh my sweet black and blue bruiser come to Nana." I leap into Nana Lin

"Mama! Daddy!"

"Yeeeee-hawwww! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?"

"I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree."

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