second chance romance | timothée chalamet

28: rot in a ditch you no good fool.

CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT: rot in a ditch you no good fool.
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poopyheads + arden
bree 🧻 - aubrey
livvy 🚽 - olivia
harls 💩 - harlow
timmy 🪠 - timothée
ari 😇 - arden
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ari 😇
felt like a new groupchat was in order

harls 💩
why must we be in a groupchat with HIM.

timmy 🪠
harlow i'm beginning to think you don't like me :(

harls 💩
what gave me away.
(i am of course joking, you're alright i guess.)

livvy 🚽
arden you are so immature

ari 😇
rude!!!
anyway
timothée and i have summoned you here to formally let you
know that we are together

bree 🧻
are you kidding

timmy 🪠
im sensing disapproval

bree 🧻
you literally kissed in front of us earlier today
i kind of figured it out

ari 😇
oh yeah i forgot
LOL!

timmy 🪠
harlow is being scarily quiet im going to lock my
windows

harls 💩
im already inside.
why do you think its okay to steal MY WIFE.

timmy 🪠
do you see what you've done denny

ari 😇
dont blame me 😓
love made me crazy 😜
if it doesn't you aint doing it right 🚫

livvy 🚽
omggg miss swift has arrived

ari 😇
yesss its me taylor swift
shake it off shake it off ah ah

bree 🧻
arden why aren't you besties with taylor i want
to meet her so bad

ari 😇
aubrey im trying my best :(
she liked one of my tweets the other week and i haven't
recovered since

timmy 🪠
on the topic of taylor swift
can someone please explain the difference of original
version and taylor's version

harls 💩
that was very random

ari 😇
i threw a pillow at him because he has fearless original in
his playlist

harls 💩
deserved !!!
long story short timothée taylor didn't used to own her
first 6 albums so shes rerecording them so they belong
to her

timmy 🪠
that's a lot better of an explanation than 'rot in a ditch
you no good fool.'

ari 😇
i stand by what i said

timmy 🪠
is it too late to break up with you

ari 😇
yeah❤️
come back i want to watch tv with u :(

timmy 🪠
i have a busy week im sorry :(
i can drop by on saturday?

ari 😇
yay!! see you saturday

timmy 🪠
see you saturday denny

livvy 🚽
you guys know this is a group chat right.

ari 😇
oh thank god i was about to send a picture of my tits

bree 🧻
ARDEN??????

ari 😇
I'M KIDDING
mostly.