Part 30

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Its Britney, Bitch

Lord Perceval added Heidi Scott
Lord Perceval renamed Heidi Scott to
'She's a bit confused, but she's got the spirit'

She's a bit confused, but she's got the spirit
Yet another groupchat
I should probably be surprised but I'm not

French Baguette
We have enough Heidi vs. Lando
drama in the paddock
We do not need it in this chat as well, Charles

Lord Perceval
Heidi vs. Lando is the best thing to happen

Lando No-Rizz
FOR SOME

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Fran are you okay?

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
I HATE RED BULL
I HATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
ABOUT THEM
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID IDIOTS
AND I NEVER WANT TO DRIVE FOR
THEM AGAIN IN MY LIFE

Honey Badger
HIDE! FRAN'S IN FRENCH MODE!

Hammer Time No More
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SEB'S
GERMAN MODE

She's a bit confused, but she's got the spirit
When Charles told me this was chaotic,
I did not expect this

Lando No-Rizz
Oh and for anyone who didn't get the gist
This is Oscar's soon to be girlfriend

The Second Aussie
How's Lucy?

Lando No-Rizz
Shut up

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
You know the poor girl has a name
No just 'Oscar's soon to be girlfriend'

She's a bit confused, but she's got the spirit
Thank you Seb

Sid the Sloth
SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN ON SEB TERMS WITH SEB!?

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Since Charles has been adding me to
facetime calls between the two of them
because they've got into a debate

Lord Perceval
WHAT!?
NO!?
THAT NEVER HAPPENS SEBASTIAN

She's a bit confused, but she's got the spirit
Charles always loses by the way

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
He's stupid for a reason

Lord Perceval
Good to know you haven't lost your non-existent sense of humour in your anger, Cesca

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Good to know that your still just as slow
as you used to be

The Second Aussie
At least he's not as bad as Lando

Lando No-Rizz
I AM NOT SLOW
THE CAR IS BUT NOT ME

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Oscar: You have got to be the thickest person I have ever met
Lando: Thick as in two c's or thick as in c-k?
Me: Thick as in c-k, Lando

☀️🏄‍♀️

Heidi flopped down onto Oscar's bed, lifting her head and sending the Australian a grin.

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