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Teen Helpline [#1 of the Helpline Trilogy]

Fiksi Remaja

❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill my...

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"Who the fucking fuck calls a teen helpline service at this ungodly hour of seven in the fucking morning?"

"Wow. You're not a morning person."

"No fucking shit, Sherlock dumbass."

"Language..."

"It's seven in the fucking morning. I'm about to cut a bitch. Namely a bitch by the title of Mr Fanceh!"

"Is that a threat?"

"I'M ABOUT TO SEVER YOUR BALLS FROM YOUR GENITALIA AND WEAR IS AS A NECKLACE AROUND MY NECK IF YOU CALL ME AGAIN AT THIS HOLY TERROR OF AN HOUR."

"...graphic."

"I write slash Harry Potter fanfiction."

"Slash? Fanfiction?"

"Oh, you have so much to learn."

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