The story starts, flashback to mid 1998 inside of the Rosiepuff pod, where.....im f**king done...
Chaos is happening left and right (when is it not....)
Rosiepuff is just trying to make sure the boys are ready for one of their special performances
Suddenly, glass is heard shattering
RP: What was that?!
C: NOTHING!
F: HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL 👺
Floyd stomped the floor angrily pointed at the shattered window
C: I did NYAT! Grandma have him thrown into the oven and cook him ALIVE-!
RP: BOYS! SERIOUSLY?! 5 MINUTES BEFORE WE HAVE TO LEAVE?!!
F: Well where are John and Spuce then?
C: Yeahhh, where's the Square and McGrape?
RP: They're.....actually I don't know.....
Suddenly more crashing can be heard from upstairs
JD: Spruce give it back!
SP: No way, Gumby Goggles! I saw it first!!
RP: Oh boy..what are you guys fighting about now?!
SP: John Dory stole my shades! So now I'M taking the last breathmint!
RP: What does that have to-
JD: Just let me have it! Dammit, Plum Prick, I saw it first!
RP: LANGUAGE!!
SP: Fine, I'll let you have it. You need it more than me-
JD: Thank you! Wait-
SP: Now give me my shades back!
JD: Why would I need your cheap Five-Below shades? I have my goggles!
C: You mean the ones you got out the trash?
JD: THEY ARE NOT FROM THE DUMPSTER AND YOU KNOW THAT!
RP: Enough!! Where's your baby brother?
Suddenly, Baby Branch slid down the staircase railing wearing Spruce's shades
BH: Oookay, who's ready for a concert?!
SP: Nice try, Dumpy Diapers. Gimmie my shades back!
Spruce snatched the snatched right off Branch's head
BH: Awww, they looked cute on me...🥺
RP: Okayy, I'll worry about the window later. C'mon boys..
JD: But Grandma! What about 👹 R H O N D A 👹?!
F: AHHH NOT AGAIN!!
Floyd put his hands over his hands as Rosiepuff scolded John
RP: I told you to stop saying it like that!
JD: Sorry, but according to you-and the performance hall terms of service- we can't bring Rhonda this time :(
SP: Bro's saying tHiS tIMe like he hasn't snuck Rhonda with him to other performances...
RP: What was that, Spruce?
JD: N-NOTHING! HE SAID NOTHING HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-! shut UP, Spruceeeeeeee~
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
