High school DXD X One Piece

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Kuoh Academy....

Once upon a time, it was an all girls school. But that story is long over, and a new one is about to begin for this place of education.

Why?

Because it's now accepting boys.

Once I heard, I immediately transferred. Though there might be a handful of guys... It'll primarily be filled with ladies.

As I stood in front of the doors to paradise, I confidently entered, my hands dug in my pockets, I waltzed in with a smile.

Of course, as the gentleman I was, I gave every lady a greeting.

???: Hey.

Girl:...

???:(winks)

Girl 2:?

???: Good morning.

Girl 3: Morning...?

Guy: Hey, what's up?

???:....

Guy: You're ignoring me!?!

Now, today could not be more perfect. Not only was I in a school filled with blooming flowers, I had a class that would let me shine.

Cooking...

God must have gotten some by the missess to be in such a good mood to set up this perfect situation.

Teacher: Alright students! Today we'll be making-

*Chop, chop, chop, chop*

Teacher: Hm?

*Sizzle*

Class:?

Teacher: Mister Vinsmoke! Please don't just start messing around until-

*Sniff, sniff*

Teacher:?

???: Sorry teach... But I'm afraid you can't teach me how to cook.

Like the cool guy I am, I presented my work. Confidently to my classmates.

I definitely made the impression that I'm cool gentleman with a slight badboy side.

Yeah.

(The Simp to all ladies; Sanji Vinsmoke)

(The Simp to all ladies; Sanji Vinsmoke)

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Sanji: Hehe... Dig in ladies!

Girls:....

Boy: *munch*

Sanji: Tch!

Boy: GYAAAAA!! IT'S AMAZING! I COULD GIVE UP PORN FOR MORE!

Sanji: Oi! Don't eat it all! I made it for the ladies!!

Girl: *munch*

Girl:!!

Sanji: Oh?

Quickly, the girls began to taste my cooking. And as if they were put under a spell, they fell for me.

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