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Ride n' Park to All Tae all Shade

Ride n' Park:
bitch did u make a move yet?

All Tae all Shade:
lol bet
have you seen me??
do i look like i got my shit together to even look at him?!??!?!
DO I???

Ride n' Park:
ffs
why r u like this

All Tae all Shade:

Ride n' Park:
damn begone then u lonley hoe

All Tae all Shade:
wtf am i supposed to do??? ASK HIM OUT???
nu uh honey
that aint the type of bitch i am

Ride n' Park:
then how do u expect to have a relationship with him riddle me that becky

All Tae all Shade:
cry all night, tell myself i dont deserve shit, suppress my feelings, never tell him i like him, move on bc im a scared piece of ass
problem solved i dont-

Ride n' Park:
how do u even live

All Tae all Shade:
u know how i am dont @ me

Ride n' Park:
this is getting ridiculous

All Tae all Shade:
chim, buddy, pal
i really like REALLY want one (1) bitch and that bitch is kook
dont bully

Ride n' Park:
gotta do everything myself in this goddamn household-
hold up i gotchu

All Tae all Shade:
bitch wtf does that mean
JIMIN
WHAT
SIS
blockedt.

Ride n' Park to Kook with Looks

Ride n' Park:
kook we got us a little emergency here

Kook with Looks:
what seems to be the problem officer

Ride n' Park:
tae caught a rare disease and it can only be healed trough a bj

Kook with Looks:
??????

Ride n' Park:
u heard me

Kook with Looks:
why me tho like why cant hobi do it??

Ride n' Park:
bc first of all hobi wants yoongs ass wbk
and second only u are able to heal him

Kook with Looks:
with a bj??

Ride n' Park:
okay maybe this was a bad choice yall r like 12 dont fuck around literally
just ask him out
u like him right?

Kook with Looks:
who snitched

Ride n' Park:
no one u dipshit its more obvious than hobis gayness

Kook with Looks:
always gotta drag hobi into shit dont u
well u got me there bitch

Ride n' Park:
and for once imma be a snitch but it dont count bc this is for the greater good
tae rly likes u so dont worry

Kook with Looks:
tHe grEaTeR gOoD

Ride n' Park:
shut up kiddo just do it

Kook with Looks:
calm down mushroom looking hoe

Ride n' Park:
fight me coconut headass

Kook with Looks to All Tae all Shade

Kook with Looks:
so uuuhhh

All Tae all Shade:
yes chief?

Kook with Looks:
hhhmmm
do u
like
idk
doyouwannagooutwithmelikeonadateorsomething

All Tae all Shade:
xcuse me i didnt quite CATCH THAT

Kook with Looks:
ffs
do u wanna go out
with me
on a date sometime

All Tae all Shade:

fffUUCK
YES
Y E S

Kook with Looks:
ooooof thank god ahahaha

All Tae all Shade:
YAY OMGSJNSNA

Kook with Looks:
tbh i wanted to ask u for so long but i was a lil pussy

All Tae all Shade:
oh sis u dont even know
but im so happy u asked bc i could've never done it

Kook with Looks:
lets go on saturday to the cafe down the street?

All Tae all Shade:
fucking SWEET

Kook with Looks:
:)))

All Tae all Shade to Ride n' Park

All Tae all Shade:
u bitch whatever u did it was gods work

Ride n' Park:
oh u know, the usual

All Tae all Shade:
i h8 u

Ride n' Park:
nope u love me

All Tae all Shade:
GODDAMN RIGHT I DO WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT U

Ride n' Park:
die probably

All Tae all Shade:
dont get ur head in your ass park