Gay agenda:
I am Confujin:
whats todays tea suckers?Saltstone:
i. am. fucked. up.I am Confujin:
would u elaborateSaltstone:
pulled an all-nighter cus gotta take smth good out of insomniac life
drank one or 5 too many coffees
now im sitting on the toilet for like 2 hours nowI am Confujin:
The Suns Asshole:
i can confirm
he called me at ass o'clock when i was getting my beauty sleep bitchSaltstone:
first of all, u didnt have to be an ass about it i just wanted company shitheadRide n' Park:
aawww how cute u thought of hobi firstSaltstone:
well i aint dumb i knew yall other hoes wouldve hung up after one secondEggnog:
well what did hobi do differently i thought u said he was an assSaltstone:
well no first he was nagging and whining like a fucking baby about some shit called sleep??? but then we talked till like 2 amRide n' Park:
this is getting better by the secondI am Confujin:
goals honestlyAll Tae all Shade:
want me a sweet guy like that 😔✊😣😩Kook with Looks:
ummm im right hereAll Tae all Shade:
oh rIgHtRide n' Park:
i do all this work and this is what i get
ugHEggnog:
wait whatRide n' Park:
u dumbasses i cant believe u havent spilled itThe Suns Asshole:
SPILLED WHATAll Tae all Shade:
we just wanted to-
😔👉👈Ride n' Park:
ahem
todays exciting update- Taekook is finally dating
to the surprise of literally no one everI am Confujin:
YAAASSS KINGS I BEEN KNEWKook with Looks:
sure sissy 😧😩✊Eggnog:
even tho it was literally the most obvious thing next to mr. im-gonna-hide-from-my-gay-feelings over here, im happy for u fucksThe Suns Asshole:
who, me?
i dont think soI am Confujin:
IM IN TEARS OMG
my children are growing upSaltstone:
The Suns Asshole:
YOONGINSKSBSKSAll Tae all Shade:
i stan supportive friends 👏👏Ride n' Park:
mind i take all the credit for that to happenAll Tae all Shade:
shut upKook with Looks:
gotta give him props tho since we were two chicken shits in denialEggnog:
sounds like someone i knowThe Suns Asshole:
im fucking leaving
bYESaltstone:
nooo
u promised to come over today
give me my fucking mcdonalds u traitorRide n' Park:
Hi welcome to McFucking McDonalds what can i get for u todayAll Tae all Shade:
can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah can i get a McSlapOnTheAssKook with Looks:
im sorry sir slap machine brokeAll Tae all Shade:
this is an OUTRAGEI am Confujin:
where is the good energy i orderedSaltstone:
Eggnog:
aye noah fence but yoongs memes are A+ nglRide n' Park:
all offence taken what the fuckAll Tae all Shade:
how dare uSaltstone:
thats my bro 😩✊I am Confujin:
and hobi always fuckin loosing it over them is honestly the best combo since peanutbutter cookiesKook with Looks:
when they get together its O V E R for u bitchesEggnog:
WHEN then i expect all of u to only respond with memesSaltstone:
i feel a lil left out here uuMMmI am Confujin:
dont worry sweety
how i know hobi he dipped and is not gonna read the chat so we good famAll Tae all Shade:
for their wedding im dressing up as the 'You know i had to do it to em' dude and gonna stand there in the pose the whole timeEggnog:
noAll Tae all Shade:
watch meSaltstone:
All Tae all Shade:
HE APPROVESRide n' Park:
tae i fucking love uKook with Looks:
xcuse meAll Tae all Shade:
ksndmwmsms ilyall
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