Cephalgia
I get it!Cephalgia
I finally get it!Mean Nerd😕👓
You're still texting me?Mean Nerd😕👓
Finally get what?Cephalgia
The joke!Cephalgia
I finally get the joke!Cephalgia
My friend Hoseok had to explain it to me a couple of times though, but I've finally gotten it!Mean Nerd😕👓
The neutron joke?Mean Nerd😕👓
Kid, it's literally been a week.Cephalgia
Not everyone can get something on the first try!Cephalgia
And I told you already, I am not a child!Mean Nerd😕👓
You attempted to learn it multiple times.Mean Nerd😕👓
Which to my knowledge is more than once.Mean Nerd😕👓
You have the neurons of a five year old, and you seem to lack alot of glial cells.Cephalgia
I feel like I should be offended, but I didn't understand anything you just said soooooo I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.Mean Nerd😕👓
Every time you reply back you seem to never exceed my expectations.Mean Nerd😕👓
And also, "gonna" isn't a real word.Mean Nerd😕👓
You sound incompetent using such words.Cephalgia
I don't know if I should take your first message as an insult, but the last two definitely was!Mean Nerd😕👓
You're an idiot.Cephalgia
Cold, babe, just cold.Cephalgia
Wait, speaking of "babe", what ru?Mean Nerd😕👓
A human being.Cephalgia
😂😂😂Cephalgia
Okay, that was funny.Cephalgia
But I meant your gender.Mean Nerd😕👓
I do not feel like disclosing that information.Cephalgia
Come onnnnnn.Cephalgia
I told you my age!Cephalgia
The least you could do is tell me your gender, look I'll tell you mine.Cephalgia
I'm a guy.Mean Nerd😕👓
I never asked for your age, but fine.Mean Nerd😕👓
I identify as an XY homosapien.Cephalgia
Oh, if I'm not mistaken, you're a guy?Mean Nerd😕👓
You've finally gotten one thing right.Cephalgia
Oh.Cephalgia
Sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable by calling you babe earlier, would've never said it if I knew you were a guy.Mean Nerd😕👓
Didn't make me feel uncomfortable.Mean Nerd😕👓
I could care less honestly. Should it really matter if an XX or an XY homosapien calls me babe?Cephalgia
Hol' up.Cephalgia
You gay?Mean Nerd😕👓
Pan is more of the correct term here. You?Cephalgia
So you're bisexual?Cephalgia
I'm straight.Mean Nerd😕👓
My God, what have I done to be put on the same earth with people of such low intelligence???Cephalgia
Hey!Cephalgia
Well mister "smart guy", explain to me how they're diffrent.Mean Nerd😕👓
Bisexual: sexually attracted to both men and woman.Mean Nerd😕👓
Pansexual: not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regard to gender or activity.
Cephalgia
I'm still not getting how this is any diffrent.Mean Nerd😕👓
I know I usually say more witty things when I'm insulting you, but you're a jackass.Mean Nerd😕👓
Bisexuality, only like men and women.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Pansexuality, implies that there are more than two genders.Cephalgia
What??Cephalgia
But there really is only two genders, are you really as smart as you say you are?Mean Nerd😕👓
You know what? Before you give me hypertension, I'll be going to somnus.Mean Nerd😕👓
Before I leave, hypertension means blood pressure rise. And somnus means sleep, it seems I'll have to explain myself quite alot with you.Mean Nerd😕👓
Now bye.Cephalgia
You wouldn't have to explain yourself if you would talk like a normal person!Cephalgia
Wait- sleep? But it's only 4 in the afternoon!Cephalgia
Come back! I'll be bored![Delivered 4:12pm]
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