Cephalgia
So since we're friendsMean Nerd😕👓
I don't recall ever agreeing to that.Cephalgia
We should introduce ourselves properlyCephalgia
With pictures and allMean Nerd😕👓
No.Mean Nerd😕👓
And who told you you could talk so casual with me? Where are your punctuation marks?Cephalgia
In the same trash ur compassion box is inMean Nerd😕👓
What-Cephalgia
Any whoCephalgia
I'll start first since you're clearly not going toMean Nerd😕👓
Don't.Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't care.Cephalgia
So my name is Park JiminMean Nerd😕👓
Dear God.Cephalgia
I told you before that I'm 21 years oldCephalgia
My birthday is October 13thCephalgia
I've been told that I'm a nice personCephalgia
And I live in SeoulCephalgia
And this is what I look likeMean Nerd😕👓
Please don't.Cephalgia
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Cephalgia
HeyCephalgia
Did you dieCephalgia
Do I look that good that you can't even put it into words😌Mean Nerd😕👓
I'll admit that I can't put it into words.Mean Nerd😕👓
But I can put it into numbers, 2/10Cephalgia
Ouch😫Cephalgia
Aren't you a gay guy? Shouldn't you be basking in my dashing good looks!?Mean Nerd😕👓
And that's where your ignorance comes in.Mean Nerd😕👓
Just because I'm into guys doesn't mean I fall for every male I see.Mean Nerd😕👓
Especially if they're straight. I would like to avoid that at all costs.Mean Nerd😕👓
Plus I'm more of a guy that falls for brains. You're way under the scale in that category.Microscopic Encephalon
The more I talk to you the higher my tolerance for insults get.Mean Nerd😕👓
Every time we talk you make me worry about the size of your cerebrum.Microscopic Encephalon
Ew, bro. Wtf. I told you that I'm not into guysMicroscopic Encephalon
Why are you worrying about the size of my dick?Microscopic Encephalon
I said I didn't mind gays, but guys hitting on me and sexualizing me makes me feel very uncomfortableMean Nerd😕👓
What?Mean Nerd😕👓
Oh you fucking simpleton.Mean Nerd😕👓
Not your membrum virile, I said cerebrum.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Which means brain.Mean Nerd😕👓
Jesus. I told you that I wasn't into you in that way, you're cute, but straight and too much of an substandard airhead for me.Microscopic Encephalon
Oh...😅Microscopic Encephalon
My bad, I just thought- forget it. I'm sorryMicroscopic Encephalon
But wait, did you just call me cuteMean Nerd😕👓
Is that really all you got from what I just said?Mean Nerd😕👓
You know what? I'm enervated from this conversation. You always know how to awaken my somnolence.Microscopic Encephalon
I do what now? What the hell did that entire paragraph even mean?Microscopic Encephalon
I just googled it, you're going sleep!?Microscopic Encephalon
Again!? Don't leave!Microscopic Encephalon
You still haven't told me anything about yourself!Microscopic Encephalon
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