(Everyone in the audience including TigerClaw and Sonata begin to laugh at Trollex. Trollex looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to his seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested)
Blue Flame Demon: *deadpan* Boo.
TigerClaw: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*
Trollex: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and she's shown incredible progress!
TigerClaw: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might that be?
Trollex: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Barb!
Sonata: The queen of rock?
TigerClaw: *turns to her menacingly* You fucking would, Sonata! *turns back to Trollex* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.
Trollex: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on his fingers* She's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.
News Staff: *offscreen* Breaking News!
(TigerClaw shoves Trollex off his desk.)
TigerClaw: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
(The live feed shows Barb stepping on an Dragon Gurl and throwing a grenade over at Adagio with visible laughter in the background as Trollex stares at the screen in defeat.)
Trollex: Oh, shit.
Barb (in the background): I'm a bad person!
TigerClaw: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* rock queen, Barb! *turns to Trollex as he shakes his fist* What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now.
(TigerClaw and Sonata proceed to laugh at Trollex.)
TigerClaw and Sonata: *does Jazz hands* Ratings!
Trollex: *stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view* Don't look at this!
TigerClaw: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Trollex* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? Nyahahahahahaha!
Trollex: *tries to think of a comeback* Yeah, well... *looks around* How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! *grabs TigerClaw's ball pen* Bitch!
(Everything goes dead silent for a split second as Sonata runs off.)
Trollex: *nervously* Ehehe... *puts pen back down* oops.
(TigerClaw's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Trollex from the shadows.)
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Trolls Hotel
FanfictionHere's an AU of Trolls World Tour and Hazbin Hotel. It's also gonna have gender swap roles. And also, it's another crossover story with some OC adding. Enjoy! BTW, I'm keeping Hickory as a Country Troll Trollex as Charlie Hickory as Vaggie Barb as A...
