drv3 chatfic 🐸✨

Pranking Idiot-Kun 😩👌

A/N: was just crying because my of my multishipper heart and that no matter what none of my ships will be canon😭😭

1:23AM 20/9/20..

shoeitchy pov :)

I was gonna finally go fall asleep when I heard a buzz from my phone. 'Hm it seems to be coming from Kaito...'I opened my phone

SpaceCoochie👽🚀

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
hey bro 😎

ShuichiSaihara:
yes momota? i wanna sleep so be quick before i plummet you to the moon and leave you there for the rest of humanity until aliens show up and kidnap you and you guys make out but you end up dying

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
wha why so mad 😣

ShuichiSaihara:
sorry, all the words autocorrected into weird ways..

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
oh okay 👍

ShuichiSaihara:
so uh yeah what do you want??

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
helpp 😭😭 somebody is haunting my dorm 😢😢

ShuichiSaihara:
wdym

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
just comeee 😣😣 they wont leave 😖😖

ShuichiSaihara:
whos haunting you

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
itsss....

bloody mary 😱😱

ShuichiSaihara:
uh just tell her to go away, she might leave i think

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
are you kidding me, if i do she'll definitely murder me, do you not know this 😢😢

ShuichiSaihara:
OFCOURSE I KNOWTHIS I WATCH CONSPIRACY VIDEOS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND BUZZFEED MURDER CASES, AND MUCH MORE WHO DO U THINK I AM

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
bro why u madd?

ShuichiSaihara:
i dont know kaito IDONTKNOW SINCE A CERTAIN SOMEBODY WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN I WAS ABLE TO FINALLY FALL ASLEEP SINCE I HAVE INSOMNIA

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
who is this certain person, is it ouma??

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
i swear ill kill that shit 😡

ShuichiSaihara:
no dont, what about we return to the topic of bloody mary

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
yeahh please come

ShuichiSaihara:
fine i guess i'll come but you owe me something kay?

SpaceCoochie👽🚀:
ofcourse!!