Frank Yslas

I like the smell of wet dog...I've been trying to convince Bath & Body Works to make it into a fragrance smell. 

I find solace in books as well as in nature. 

I placed second in my 6th grade spelling bee thanks to my vice principal mispronouncing the word I was to spell...I'm still bitter about it.

I never forgot to feed my tamagotchi, therefore I will make a great father.

I like talking to strangers. 

I love to have interesting conversation.

I am interested in just about everything, & aspire to know more knowledge than Google. 

I can believe it's not butter.

Never have I ever crossed a street on a unicycle wearing a Teletubby costume while simultaneously juggling lit tiki torches and eating a strawberry flavored pop tart.

Nor have I ever karate chopped a cat in the jugular. 

I love films by Terrence Malick & Alejandro Jodorowsky

I like taking walks before sunset.

I like to stare at the clouds and think to myself what they resemble. 

I like waffles, I can eat a whole box in one sitting.

I want to be a crocodile wrestler like the late great Steve Irwin.

I love philosophy, psychology and history.

I used to be skilled at the yo-yo as well as being a skilled razor scooterist. 

I like garlic and onions but do not like how it makes my breath smell afterwards, thank you food scientists for making chewing gum. 

I like classical music & I like eggs. 

I can hold my breath for one minute.

I want to have a Pokemon as a pet, preferably a Dragonair because it looks easy to fly and she can swim on water too.

I want to find a magic carpet so that I can replicate the famous Aladdin scene...that means I need to learn how to sing and find a Jasmine, and also a genie...anyone know where I can find a magic lamp.

I eat breakfast for dinner.

I talk during movies.

I like museums, thrift stores & antique shops. Furthermore I love to explore new places, try new foods & try new activities.

I enjoy ruminating about existence...and I enjoy naps.