Frank Yslas

@Huxleys_World i suppose they are right when they say selfies change your life loool
            
            that second paragraph was so dramatic
            i love it
            but seriously what were yalls actually doing in oregon
            
            Oh i'm doing pretty good, holidays were mostly boring but otherwise alright. We're in lockdown cause the cases keep getting higher every day T_T wbu? How'dcha doin? And are YOU in quarantine?

@Nicoismysenpai That is a recent photo of me. A wise guru, or a homeless man with a long white beard, told me that for my New Years Resolution I should take more selfies, so I took him up on that advice...I found a dollar in a pair of old trousers, so I think my life is headed in the right direction...perhaps the wise man/homeless person was on to something. 
            
            But yes I haven't been on for a while. I decided to join a BigFoot finding quest in Oregon and there was no internet signal, and none of us knew how to read a map so we got lost for a while...we didn't find a BigFoot, but we found some berries...and perhaps we found adventure.
            
            How are you? How's life? How were your holidays? Are you quarantined where you are at?

@EzikeAnna Hey! I apologize for the late reply. I haven't been on this platform for 3 months, I  took a sabbatical so that I could attend a ghost hunting training camp in the Alps of Slovenia. I got my certificate if you wondering. Therefore, if you are having any trouble with ghosts in your manor, please don't hesitate to contact me.

@_Shaelyne_ Thanks Shaelyne!!! :)  I designed the cover myself...well with assistance from my plant named Claudius. The quotes are real quotations taken from TMZ.

@_Shaelyne_ Thanks for the recommendation! And by closing my eyes I saw a phantasmagoria of sounds, colors, and oddly enough, cactuses wearing swimming goggles. Not sure what that tells me about my psyche, but my ears found it rather pleasing.

Then wtf are you waiting for? Just set an alarm or something, play some music (I recommend Alec Benjamin’s) and close your eyes 

@middlelf I am envious of your naps, I haven't had any naps this year :(

@alti-volus thank you! I hope you enjoy it. It is different than anything else I ever wrote but I thought it would be fun to write since it incorporates many of my thoughts, experiences, stories etc. 

Yes! And no! I still have many things I need to accomplish, like finding a reindeer. Setting up a tree. Convincing my brother to tell his children about Krampus.  And spiking the work party’s egg nog by pouring Capri sun inside. What about you? 

Lol! Thank you for the comment this made me smile and made my night. Thank you for existing and I hope God blesses you dearly. Happy Holidays! :)