LOST IN THE DARKNESS OF YOUR ARM MEAT Buster Moon x Vaccine: Lovers' Lullaby

part the ii: the syringe of jealousy plunges in

I should've known

That you loved him from the start 

I should've known

When you turned to look at me 

With those big beautiful koala eyes 

And I plunged into your shoulder 

And you didn't so much as blush

I should've known 

That you loved him from the start

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! 

What could a Moderna like me 

Offer to a koala like you 

Not when you had Pfizer

FRIGGING PFIZER 

FRIGGING FUDGEROONI FLAMBERGHASTING PFIZER

And when he drifted by 

Needle left out 

Dripping like the frigging fudgerooni flamberghasting jerk face he was 

And your big beautiful koala eyes widened and sparkled 

I couldn't take it anymore 

I couldn't- *sigh* 

(sigh sigh sigh)

I just gave in 

I took a deep breath

And instead of giving life

I started to suck