Im not weak (Angel dust x Male Reader)

Angel

while taking a nap on the roof you hear a weird sound, you stood up and you smell smoke and gunpowder, then you see a rocket heading your way and it hits you in the face, the whole roof blows up and you find yourself falling

(y/n) ok... the one who woke me up is going to have their head bashed in 

with that you hit the ground and saw Alastor just smiling there

(y/n) oh hi Al nice evening right ?

(alastor) well indeed it is, tell me are you enjoying the news also ?

(y/n) no... why ?

(alastor) well seems like the princess of hell has an absurd idea 

(y/n) well she is the princess of ALL HELL so whats new ?

(alastor) well see for yourself

when you looked at the tv you saw the princess of hell, singing ?

you just stood there, impressed and suprised that you weren't angry at the fact that she was better at singing than you like damn 

(y/n) that, was... BEAUTIFUL, the colors, the energy and best of all, THE SONG!!!

(alastor) well it was skillful indeed, care to join me in seeing where this leads ?

(y/n) maybe later i have to go and... wait... i forgot

while thinking you heard the reporter talking about a turfwar and saw the same kind of rockets there, remembering that some fucker had the audasity to wake you up while taking a nap

(y/n) nevermind i remembered, i have to show someone who's the ruler here

you then crouched and the muscles in your legs started packing up tension, growing, after that you jumped, breaking the ground heading toward's the warzone

(like in this video)

(alastor) well that's... terrifying

(TIMESKIP IN THE TURFWAR)

(cherri bomb) thanks for the backup angie!

(angel dust) you kidding ? this is the best action i've e seen in ages

(cherri bomb) where you been anyway, i thought you up and died or some shit ?

(angel dust) oh i wish, i've been staying at this crappy old hotel at the other side of town, some broads are letting me stay rent-free if i play nice, you know no fights, no pranks, no problematic language your words not mine, these crazy bitches are no fun i've been clean for two weeks!!

(cherri bomb) holy shit

(angel dust) well sorta clean, just as clean you can get with a shitload of bolivian launching powder

then Sir pentious graps Angel with a chain and tosses him around

(angel dust) oh harder daddy~

(sir pentious) s-son ?

Cherri than saves Angel by kicking Sir pentious away

(sir pentious) grrr, you whores have no class, in war the side remembered is the side with...