++ SAVIOR SCARA ++
there was always the kid who people forgot existed. they weren't necessarily liked nor were they disliked. they were just there.
such was the case of scaramouche.
you'd gone to school with him ever since you kindergarten, yet you didn't talk to him until high school.
you officially met him in honors biology on the first day of your freshmen year. you didn't know who to sit next to on the first day, so you saw him, someone from your school, and sat next to him.
"hey, you're scaramouche, right?" you had asked.
"yea, and?" he answered.
"can i sit here?"
he shrugged and you sat.
"hey, can i have your number?" you asked, taking out your phone since the teacher wasn't in the room.
"uh, why should i give it toyou?"
"damn, cuz no one should be lonely on the first day and that's what seems is happening to the both of us."
he gave you an exasperated look before giving it to you.
and that's more or less how you became friends.
a very interesting pair of friends.
[3:41 a.m.]
scram.mouche
YO SCARA BABaaAAAY
CHECK IT
the hell do you want
its 3 am
lllol yeyaaa ik
you drunk or some shit
not 22oday 🤪
why are we friends
bc you asked u 2 b lolllz 🤭
ok youre high
NoPEWronG
drunk
heheheeeee
eayyyy
🤣🤣🤣🤣
literally i already asked and
you said no
🙄 nvm
where are you
uuhss
idk man
irddk
but yk wut i do know
..
what
ur really hottt scaaaraa
thats what ik 🤭😚
forget it
im not picking up your
drunk ass now
noooooooooo scaaraaaa
babbbbeeeyyyy pleasee
im scaaarraaed
i hate when youre drunk
youre noteven y/n rn
ooohhhmmmmmyyyy
gogooossssnnneesss
??
CUTEEEEIII
THEEERSS A CUTTTE GUYYY
holy fuck im coming
im coming
where tf are you
heeeee chilllldeeees house
why did i guess that
aight im comin
is he drunk too
nnnnnnnnnnnooooooo
im calling him
read 3:45 a.m.
childe picked up on the second ring.
"oi, you drunk?"
"what the hell kinda question is that?" childe asked. "i can control my drinking. but ya know who can't?"
"mhm, comin' to get her."
"SaaVVVIIOrr sCARRAAaaa," you sang in the background. "iiiIII lloVEE sAVIorrR sCAara!!!!"
scaramouche sighed as he pulled out of his (never home) parents' driveway.
"ooHHHH yyYOUU'rREEe sOSO PRRettY"
"please hurry," childe pleaded. "i hate when she's drunk at my house."
"i hate when she's drunk," scaramouche grunted.
"oh my goodness fucking gracious, will you just make out with her already?"
"funny how you think i'm in love with her."
"uhh, i'm pretty sure you are."
"ha, no. pulling into your driveway."
scaramouche hung up and stood at childe's door until he opened it.
"hey, scaramo-"
who then pushed around childe and marched to the den to grab the drunk you.
"ssSAVVioorRRR sCARaa!!"
"have a fun time with that," childe chirped.
"shut up."
"kiss her. tell her you love her."
"no. i don't."
he slammed the door of childe's house and buckled you in the back seat of his car.
"saVIOORrrr ScccaAraa!!!"
"yup, savior scara's here."
a/n
lol so i think this is just gonna be a bunch of bs whenever i write this but imma try to make it funny af
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☆ awkward but cute ! scaramouche ( ✓ )
Fanfiction❝ 𝗶 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 you're a lot of things, actually ❞ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 a boy discovers his unknown feelings for an awkward girl who has a massive crush on him [scaramouche x fem!reader ;; modern au] ©hoyoverse, lilipichi 2021-22
